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Dah!

Jicho la biashara hilo!

Me naitazama Sh. yangu, niitoe alafu nisipate ninacho kitaka, hua inauma kinoma.
Shilingi yako lazima iendane na uhalisia. Wewe umekuja kwa siku moja unataka kuona kila aina ya mnyama. Siku hiyo simba wameamua kujificha ndo unataka ujengewe zoo la simba? Hapo hapana

Angalizo: Sikubishii. Ni angalizo. Mabishano ya Tecno na iPhone wala hayanogi wallahi
 


Ha hah

Yeah ni vizuri kujua mipaka yako, Chief.

Ukinibishia just bisha kistaharabu.
 
Eti
1.smoking kills slowly...[emoji23][emoji23]kwani nani ako na haraka ya kufa?

2.samaki 500/=[emoji849]kwani ni ile ilimeza Jonah?

3.success card 250/=[emoji2981]kwani inacome na mwakenya?[emoji16]

4.trouser 5k...[emoji86][emoji86][emoji23]kwani itaanua hizo zingine kukinyesha...[emoji12][emoji12]
 
Sijui ulienda wakati gani, navyojua mnyama ambaye ni rahisi sana kumpata ni simba na wanyama ambao ni wagumu sana kuwapata ni chui na mamba. Hata hivyo kibali cha uwindaji na wanyama utaowawinda pia hutegemea una siku ngapi za kuishi porini. Mara nyingine hutokea mkiwa porini mtakutana na wanyama wote lakini akifika mgeni mtawasaka wanyama msiwaone.
Kutengeneza Zoo porini haiwezekani, zoo zina athari za kiafya kwa wanyamapori
 
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Zoo mi naonaga kama vile ni ubabe tu wa binadamu. Sasa imagine eti unamtoa simba hapo hapo Serengeti halafu unamtia kwenye zoo hapo hapo kisa unafurahisha mtalii wa Marekani aliyekuja kwa siku moja.
 
Dear ladies, if a guy tells you to come to his house that he won't touch you, don't panic... My sister, just tell him to come to shoprite that you won't pick anything!! [emoji38][emoji16][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji23][emoji16]
 
A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree when his son quickly ran to him and said, "Dad, I just won $100m. I promise you that your funeral will be a big celebration"!.. The dad replied" fool, untie me quickly let's go and celebrate my resurrection [emoji1787][emoji16][emoji1787][emoji23][emoji16]
 
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Best pussy is when she’s fresh out of a bad relationship. She will f*ck you so good because she’s trying to get rid of the hurt [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

I welcome all heartbroken ladies [emoji7] Tell me what he did to you baby [emoji4]
 
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Mwanaume kuuwa nyoka kwa fimbo,panga huo ni ushoga.[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
Mwanaume inatakiwa unakamata nyoka unaweka kwenye boksa wakapambane na nyoka mwenzie[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
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