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What If She Has a Boyfriend?

When you meet a new girl and you're hitting it off pretty well in the small talk area, you want to get her number. But the problem is most of them already have a boyfriend. When they give you this reply, without even flinching, tell them:

 

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"That's O.K., I'll still take you out. I'm not the jealous type."

Number 1: They laugh. (Good sign.)

Number 2: It elongates the conversation. (No weird, "I just got rejected feeling.")

 

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Number 3: If they don't give you their number after that, they will take yours. (I prefer a business card here, looks more professional, and doesn't get discarded as easy.)

 

[moudgulf]

 

[Bradha]

Aseee[emoji3] [emoji3]

Mo usicheke mkuu, nadhani alikua serious.

 

[Bradha]

Konkii Mastaaaa ...Dunia hii we acha tu

Dunia tambara bovu hili.

Heshima yako boss.

 

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Mo usicheke mkuu, nadhani alikua serious.

Huyo ni Mo au Muddy?

 

[Bradha]

...wajinga?

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[Bradha]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]kale kamteremko bhana,,usipokuwa makini unaweza anguka ghafra puuuuuh mkaanza kuulizana vp tena[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Bradha]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]wewe huchelewi kkunikana zikija sikirinishoti hapa,ila hawa wachumba zangu bhana acha tu,ni wakipekee sana

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Kuna watu mkikutanaga hapa mnanifurahisha sana.Halafu kuna wapoleeee ....

Natumai ni wazima wote.

 

[Pyaar]

Huyo ni Mo au Muddy?

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]atakuwa Mo asiyejulikana.

 

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How to Get the Attractive Women to Notice You

If you find yourself in a social setting with lots of women about, the best way to get off your butt and start having fun is to start from the bottom. By this, I of course mean finding the most unattractive woman in the scene and having fun with her before you go for the bigger bait.

 

[Bradha]

Huyo ni Mo au Muddy?

Ni Mo mkuu.

 

[Davet]

Ni waziri sijui wa ulinzi au wizara gani kule afrika kusini

Ooh!! Sawa

 

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Now, I'm not saying jump on the first ugly little duckling you see; do yourself a favor and do not try and hit on her or anything.You must befriend an unattractive girl WHO IS FRIENDLY BACK and it will lead to all sorts of benefits

 

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She may have cute friends to introduce you to or she may know the person throwing the event. Either way, you know for a fact that your potential will only rise as the event progresses.