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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Witchcraft is when your bed makes more noise than your girlfriend during sex[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Some girls are really funny...you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20's yet your dad is still broke in his 60's...my dear are you smoking teargas?[emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nisaidieni na spelling ya
"dowana"
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Nataka kuambia mtu
"I dowana lose you"
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Nitese kutesa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji2445]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Whenever you feel useless always remember you are the sperm that won..... Goodmorning[emoji3590]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Imagine you are eating food and you receive a message saying "it's over between Us"

Will you continue Eating ? [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When a girl sits on a table when she is on her periods ,automatically that table becomes Periodic Table[emoji849][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[myoyambendi]

Wasafiri mfike salama

 

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Poleni wa sokoni na dukani ..

 

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Mliotoka kazini poleni...

 

[myoyambendi]

Poleni mnaoendelea na kazi..

 

[myoyambendi]

Bugatti Veyron bila kodi inauzwa Tsh Bilioni 3.4. Bei ya kubadilisha Oil' tu ni Tsh Milioni 48.6.

Aisee

 

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Lulu vs elizaView attachment 1505845

Aisee

 

[myoyambendi]

Poleni walezi wa familia...

 

[cocastic]

Kaziii imempata mwenyewe

 

[myoyambendi]

Hongera wakulima wooote

 

[myoyambendi]

Mungu awaponye wagonjwa wote[emoji120][emoji120]

 

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Mungu atupe afya na uzima[emoji120][emoji120]

 

[myoyambendi]

Jioni yetu iwe njema...

 

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Aisee

 

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Da'Vinci

Mwaka 2011 madaktari walisema kuwa Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, kutoka Kazan, Urusi, ameshafariki lakini kumbe alikuwa amezirai na alikuja kustuka wakati anakaribia kuzikwa. Alipatwa na mstuko wa moyo na akakimbizwa Hospitali lakini alikufa ndani ya dakika 12, Safari hii ikiwa ni kifo cha kweli.

Duh!!