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Kila mtu sasa hivi macho mbele, macho kodo anatafuta'Somebody material'ajibanze ili apewe nafasi ya kuwa aidha Raisi wa Familia(MME) au ateuliwe kuwa Waziri Mkuu wa Familia(MKE) Tumia Macho...
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Tujikumbushe kufunga tie!
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Six packs kujichosha tu vijana mmeskia? tafuteni Pesa kwanza! Tengeneza six packs kwa Afya yako na sio kuwavutia Warembo. Warembo wa skuizi Majipu wanapenda watu wazima wenyewe wanawaita SPONSOR...
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Ombi langu kwenu. Mnaonaje kama tukiamua kufahamiana kwa sura zetu? Maana inawezekana tunaishi mtaa mmoja, tunasoma shule/chuo kimoja, tunapanda daladala moja, ni ndugu, ni marafiki na labda...
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Tumetafakari sana,tumepekecha pekecha sana,tumebishana sana lakini hatimae familia yetu imeamua kufanya maamuzi magumu,tumeamua kuiunga mkono serikali yetu tukufu, tumeamua kuhamia Dodoma,wakazi...
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Usiache kuchagua kitakacho kupa maisha mazuri kwa maisha yako yote, kwa kukimbilia mazuri ya muda mfupi. Kuwa makini sana
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je ni kweri kwamba sasa hivi Starehe,Anasa jijini zime pungua!;):cool::p. maana kuna sehemu naona bado uzi umelegezwa sasa na hivi wakuu wanataka kwenda Dodoma mhuu!!! .Jamani utanda wazi ni mzuri...
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•Mtu kuanza kuvua nguo kabla hajafika chooni. •Watangazaji kuwa namba za jazi mgongo. Mfano: Maulid kitenge jezi nambari 9 mgongoni. Au nadanganya wakuu?? Kama nadanganya sema wewe ukweli! Kama...
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Kuna Wanaume huwa nawasikiaga wakiongea kwenye Vijiwe halafu huwa naishia kuwashangaa tu, "Demu wangu nampa KILA KITU lakini bado anachepuka sijui kwanini HARIDHIKI"....Sio kweli blaza...
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INTERNAL HOME MEMO FROM: FATHER TO: ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES CC: MOTHER DATE: June 02, 2016 SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING...
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Ng'ombe, Mbuzi, Kondoo, mbwa, Paka na Kinyonga walikuwa wameenda kwa mfalme kumsalimia. Sasa wanyama wengine wakawa wanaomba zawadi toka kwa mfalme kasoro kinyonga. Kinyonga akawa anazungusha...
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Wana JF. RAFIKI YANGU KANIAMBIA kuwa alienda kufanya Interview ya ktk kampuni flani Na moja mswali yalikuwa hivi "so how far did go with your education?" na Majibu ni l didn't go far just...
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WanaJF waishio Mwanza tufahamiane WanaJF waishio Mwanza tufahamiane
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Wakuu poleni na majukumu, Husika na kichwa cha habari hapo juu, hua nasikiaga mwaka wa fedha mwaka wa fedha tangu napata akili hadi saa hivi, hivi ni kwamba huo mwaka ukifika tutagawiwa fedha au...
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Wewe ukisema wa nini na kutema shombo kwake kuna watu wanalia kumpata mwaka mzima wametega ndoano zao,wewe unampaka shombo wenzio wamepose na mataulo wanasubiri umuache wao wampokee,wamfute shombo...
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Kuna mdada mmoja ananipenda na mimi na mpenda lakini ni meomba gam
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