Baadhi ya wanandoa husave ma hawara wao majina ya ajabu ajabu lakn huyu jamaa kafunika, Siku moja jamaa kaenda Bafuni kaacha simu mezani mara ka demu kake kaka mpigia mKewe akaiangalia kisha...
calculate the angle of elevation
of the man's eyes when he sees a
bootylicious lady in a mini skirt
alightining from a boda boda.!
*scientific calculators are allowed*
naomba tushirikiane...
Nimeiona E. A Dating
A fat man saw an advertisement,
"Lose 5kg in a Week." He called
and said,
"I would like to join!" Lady: Ok!
Be ready tomorrow at 6 am. Next
morning,he gets to the office...
Salute Wakuu,
I have created this bbm group for members of Jf with bbm to chat, interact and have fun (clean chats). So pm your pin and I will add you instantly. Let's get started.
Habarini wanajamvi wenzangu
Nakutakia heri, afya njema, akli na hekima kama za mfalme sulemani, kuwa upeo mkubwa kwa
mambo uyafanyayo na lile ulilokusudia litimie katika ndoto zako na Mungu akupe...
Habarini bandugu marafiki zangu wa ukweli
Mnaendeleaje na shughuli zenu na mikakati ya maisha pamoja na majukumu tele
kwangu niko poa ingawaje niko hangover kwa watu ambao wanajifanya vichaa...
Mzee mmoja alimaliza kupiga ******* bafuni, katika harakati za kuanza kuoga akakanyaga zile mbegu akateleza akaanguka, akainuka akasema ******** ndio maana nimekuwahi ungezaliwa ungeniua ******...
Usiku mzuri ni kutakiana waungwana walio pamoja baada ya kumaliza siku nzima iliyojaa majukum,mizunguko,furaha na kero ambazo hukamilisha siku,nawatakia usiku mwema waungwana mungu akijalia...
wakuu vipi mambo,asee makamanda nashida flani hivi sijui huku ndo sahii kupost hili swala,naitaji sehemu ambayo wanaweza kufuta tatooz kwa dar es salaam,zina nikwanza sana na nilipiga kipindi cha...
Great thinkers(mmmhhh)hamjambo?
Huwa najiulza inakuwaje mm nnapo anzisha threads hazichangamkiwi km za hao wanaojidai vijogoo(sanasana huyo lara1,heaven on earth na wengne freemason) ss kwa...
Kufuli kubwa!.
Obviously hua sishangazwi , nikutanapo/nionapo Funguo ndogo inafungua Kufuli/Kitasa kubwa/kikubwa!
Nashangazwa kama si kubutwaika pale nikutanapo/nionapo Kufuli ndogo...
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