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Naomba mnisaidie jinsi yakuludisha account yangu ya facebook (dactar wizzy) ambayo inashea email moja na namba yasiri moja No. yasimu moja .Hivyo yani ama nini
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Naomba nikiri kwamba katika mbilinge zangu za kuwania mabinti ujanani nilipata misukosuko mingi sana kiasi kwamba kila nikikumbuka huwa nacheka mwenyewe. Namuomba Mwenye Enzi Mungu, wanangu...
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Nivije Wazeiya wa Double C? E bwana katika kuperuzi peruzi kwenye mitandao ya kijamii nimekuwa nikikutana na ilo neno mara kwa mara,mtu ana post au update status mwisho anamalizia na...
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Waungwana mpooo
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Mmasai mmoja alikodi chumba Guest House, na mara tu alipoingia kwenye chumba alichokodi ili alale, akakuta kitanda kimeshachomekwa chandarua. Kesho yake asubuhi Mhudumu akaja na kuingia chumbani...
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Airtel money hutumiwa na wenye MAGOVI ndo maana kauli yao ni moja "HAKATWI MTU HAPA" wapo kwenye mgomo wa kutahiriwa!.
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A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports; PROFESSOR: Guy abeg, give me full tank. FUEL ATTENDANT: Sir, i don’t speak pidgin, i only speak...
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MKE; anamuuliza mumewe,hivi una wanawake wangapi huko nje? MUME; kama nywele zangu.. MKE; akachukua nguo zake akaondoka, alipofika njiani akakumbuka kuwa mumewe ana kipara, akaanza kurudi mbio...
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"System ya kulipia kodi ya line ya simu sh.1000/=,ikianza tu!! Nitakuwa napatikana hapa: S.L.P. 007.Arusha,TANZANIA."
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1.mzizi mkavu 2.baba v 3.lara1 4.madamme x 5.kongosho 6.appoh 7figganigga 8.watu8 9.smile 10.heaven on earth
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HaNIimISSyu! yAAniMimiAIrav yuuARAfumPEnzijAna3eti Maza ¤£akANIChimBa%mKWara. SAizi€ukOTU naRImkERako Hani*mIMIsiNAmaFUtaYakUjiPaKA. ReOMamAakiNDakaziNi.tuFAnyA? ooh!mIMI.Ai...
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Haiwahuu..... The secretary sina uwezo wa kuendesha wife,njoo The Element Masaki unchukie dadadadadeki
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hii ni kwa taarifa yako tu,asili ya jamii forums ni jamaa wanafurahi hao,kama ndivyo chuki ya nini,tupeane tu
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Watu hawa always huwa wananifanya nifungue JF hata kama sicomment wala kupost kitu chochote; snowhite - You are my partner you know Kongosho - Kitu ya muzungu you always make me laugh Lizzy -...
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IGWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Baada ya mihangaiko ya hapa na pale ambayo ilinifanya nikose kidogo mda wa kutembelea jamvi, hatimaye nimerudi tena nchi yangu nnayoipenda, ila kweli...
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Padre mmoja alikuwa kila siku jioni akitoka kanisani anapita chini ya mti wa mpera na anaangalia juu kisha na kumshukuru Mungu kwa siku husika ilivyoenda. siku moja kama kawaida yake akafika...
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Jama kaenda kupiga interview kufika alikuta mtu yuko kwenye interview basi jamaa akaamua kuingia kwa furaha ile kuingia tu mazungumzo yakawa hivi Boss:wait please Jamaa:75 killogram Boss:chali...
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sorry kwa waliokwazika kwa thread hii
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Mwalimu "Watoto wazuri kesho kila mtoto aje na hadithi ya kusimulia,na atawaambia watoto wenziwe kuwa inawafundisha nini" Siku ya pili, haya tuanze hadithi zetu,haya rose pale, Rose " siku moja...
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