A pastor married uneducated jelous womam. 1 day the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overhead him praying in the sitting room: Thank you Lord for bring Mercy, Glory, Joy & Grace into my...
balaaa Madenti wa5 wa chuo kikuu kimoja hapa nchini
walikuwa wanatakiwa wafanye mtihani siku
inayofuata. Bahati mbaya wakanywa pombe mpaka
mida mibaya na hivyo wasingeweza kufanya mtihani
huo...
Usije ukashangaa kusikia huu mlio hapo agosti mosi " MTUMIAJI WA SIMU UNAYEMPIGIA ANADAIWA KODI YA LINE, JARIBU BAADAE"! Maana kulipia buku * Airtel2, voda1, tigo1&TCL1 si mchezo!
Mepishana na makaribisho ya kinafki ya waziri mmoja huko Jukwaa la Siasa, nikaona naweza kutoa maseruamba bure halafu ikawa noma mjengoni.
Acha tuje kuliwazana huku mchafukoge kwa track la...
Amani kwenu wanajamvi, natumai mu wazima na mnasonga vyema kwa uwezo wake Labana. Ni asubuhi tulivu siku ya jumamosi ya tarehe 06/07/2013 watu tumenyuka vyuti (ndio uwingi wa suti) vyetu na tai...
Daah...!!!! ungefanyaje....????
Mfano wewe ni dereva tax
umepewa namba ya simu kumfuata mteja na wewe ukaenda
kwa kuwa
ndo kazi yako. Ile unafika
unakuta mteja ni jamaa yuko na mkeo wakiwa...
jaman msaada wana CC nataka mniambie huu nilio nao ni ugonjwa au ni hali ya kawaida,mimi mwenzenu nikiiona tu chupi ya msichana iwe imeanikwa au kavaa imechungulia aidha iwe barabarani,mtaani...
Ndugu wana jf binafsi nimeliona hili na nikaona hebu tujaribu kushare mawazo yetu. kuna jambo linashangaza ktk vituo vyetu vya tv hapa nchini, most of them matangazo yao wanayatoa kwa lugha ya...
Hiko kipigo cha 4 bila huruma mlichotupiga walahi isingekuwa mwezi mtukufu tusingekubali,kura tungewaibia na virungu tungewakung'uta.Bahati yenu sana nyie mbwiga.Gambas oyeeee
Huu ni zaidi ya wimbo wa kawaida, unazungumzia ufisadi na hatima ya Kenya ingawa kinachosemwa kinahusu pia hapa kwetu.
Wazo la kufanya video na wananchi wote lilikuwa poa sana, na huyo model...
Jamani nimaamua nami kutangaza nia yangu ya kugombea uraisi!!
Mimi sijawahi kuwa kiongozi hata wa nyumba kumi. Ushauri wenu ni kitu cha muhimu. Hata hivyo sijaoa,natafuta mke atakae kuwa first...
Salaam wanaCC kwa mara nyingine!
Baada ya uongozi wa Baba V kupinduliwa rasmi chini ya mwanamapinduzi mahiri Nivea, kwa heshima na taadhima tunamwomba Madame B wakishirikiana na Mrembo by Nature...
Once upon a time........
A Child went to a shop with his mother.
The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed
him a bottle with sweets and said 'Dear Child.. You can take
the...
Mrembo alipokea simu ngeni na mambo yalikuwa kama hivi:
Simu: Hellow una boy friend?
Mrembo: Ndio ninaye. Kwani we nani?
Simu: Mimi baba yako. Kumbe unaboy friend ukirudi utanitambua...
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