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Binafsi nilipokuwa mtoto nilitamani sana kuwa daktari sababu ya mzunguko wa familia ulivyo ila sikwenda mbali sana nikawa nesi. Na naipenda kazi yangu vibaya mno. ulipokuwa mtoto ulitamani kuwa...
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mwalimu kaandika ubaoni"KISS ME" kisha akawaambia wanafunzi haya someni wote kwa pamoja,wanafunzi "KISIMIIIIIIIIII"
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Cha eric shigongo,na bei natarajia pia itakuwa used mwenye nacho 2wasiliane,
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Yaani acha tu! Maisha ni kitabu ambacho ni endless so far we r living its a must to go next page and then next chapter! Ila naamini kuna wengine wako chapter one bado while other wako chapter...
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Kila mdada ninae kutana nae maeneo ya mlimani city anajifanya ana swagga za kimarekani,swagga zenyewe zko kwenye ki-inglishi,yan ukimsemesha tu utackia anakumwagia slang za kufa mtu as if tuko...
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A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our...
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Mama 1 kaenda kwenye kikao cha harusi. Kwa kuwa kulikua na kinywaji cha kutosha kachelewa kurudi home mpaka 6.30 usiku, kauta mume keshalala kabisa. Mama: Hodi? Mume akamwambia: Kalale huko huko...
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hii ni english ya mwanafunzi bora wa form 4 kutoka shule mojawapo za kata TZ akimwambia MZUNGU ugumu wa kupanda mlima kilimanjaro sababu njia haijanyooka moja kwa moja "SIR! TO PLANT MOUNT...
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Najiuliza wake za watu wananini kipya? Maana mfano nimeuona kwangu Evelyn Salt kila siku ma vx ya wabunge yanapishana kwangu huku wakijua ni mke wa mtu,pia nilikuwa naona ma hammer kwa Mamnidenyi...
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Habari zenyu binafsi wanaCC Jamani hii ndoto imekuwa kero kwangu, last week niliotanimekamatwa na vibaka wakanipiga risasi mikononi mpaka damu zikawa zinavuja kwawingi ila sikufa, jana tena...
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jamani eeee mwenzenu yamenikuta leo.mnajua kabisa mie nina mke si ndio eeeee??/ siku naoa nilimwambia mke wangu kuwa mimi ni masikini anivumile na kwakuwa natafuta ipo siku maisha yatanoga tu...
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Mtoto mmoja kutoka usingizini na kukuta baba yake yupo juu ya mama yake, huku miguu ya mama imekunjwa kuelekea kichwani. Dogo akajua hii ni mieleka LIVE bila ya refa, akainama na kuchungulia...
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Mzee mmoja mwenye UMRI kama 50 hivi, anamchapa mwanaye bakora kisa kafeli mtihani.."Mtoto hasara kabisa, mbona Juma kafaulu? Nyie si mna UMRI karibu sawa kabisa???" Mtoto: Baba hivi wewe na...
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Angaza inakutanazia kuwa wanahuduma mpya fanya ngono kwa wingi bila kondom ujipatie Ofa ya Jeneza toleo jipya la 2013 hakuna mashariti anza leo ushinde
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hatari tupu
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Siku za hivi karibuni nimesikia wayu wengi wakisema ya kwamba:- '' MKE WA MTU SUMU, MUME WA MTU MAZIWA'' Unafahamu nini hapo?
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15. Avenue Road Location: Toronto, Ontario Avenue Road is a major north-to-south running street in Toronto, Ontario. The road is a continuation of University Avenue, linked to it via Queen's...
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Nimepoteza kipenzi changu Jamii Forum! Nimepoteza mkanda wa kiuno... nitarudi...... Jina lake ( Jina ) ............. Nimepoteza Kipenzi changu Jamii Forum! ................. kama kule MMU sijui...
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Hivi ingekuwaje kama maoni ya kila aliyechangia kwenye katiba mpya yakaandkwa yote kwenye Katiba?
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Ni cheupe kama barafu na ni cheusi kama giza. Kuliwa ni HARAMU na kunywewa ni HALALI, kina herufi (5) na kinaanza na herufi (M). Kinatumiwa na wanaume mara tatu kwa siku na kinatumiwa na wanawake...
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