Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Student: Facebooking
T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
S: Admin of facebook pages.
T: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?
S...
Kwa taharifa yako tu, Hawa ndugu zetu hupendelea zaidi kuandika barua zao kwa kuzianza kwa salamu za kikwao, hata maandishi ya mapambo kwenye vyombo vya usafiri mengi huyaandika kwa lugha yao ya...
Niko natandika bia hapa,lakini sina company na huyu dada hapa counter yuko busy kwelikweli.
Kama kuna member ambaye yuko kwenye situation kama yangu naomba tuanzishe maongezi ya kilevi...
Nipo Mlimani city, awali nilikua Mwenge mademu wapo saloon kibao wakijiandaa kwa mtoko wa kesho.
Sa iv npo Mlimani city, maceleb kibao wanajinunulia viwalo na miwani ya tinted maalum kwa ajili ya...
Welcome to TANZANIA!!!
Where sex is free and love is costful,
Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing a
virginity,
Where if you don't cheat on your partner you are
not smart and...
nimerudi tena wana jamvi
nimerudi tena na moto ule ule
wapi. Preta..wapi TANMO..wapi@Cantalisia..na wengineo
nimerudi mzima ingawa mambo bado..
kama uko pouwa..itikia bee kwa akina dada na akina...
yan kuna abiria mzembe ametoka arusha kwenda mwanza kaibiwa laptop na kamera kwa uzembe wake kasababishwa 2pelekwe polisi eti kukaguliwa.2mekaguliwa abiria wote na laptop haijaoneka
wadada kuweni...
Mzee mmoja aliibiwa pesa kwenye daladala, akapaza sauti ''jamani aliyeniibia pesa yangu tafadhali anirudishie haraka nisije nikafanya kama nilivyofanya mwaka juzi''
Watu wote wakabaki kimya...
Bujibuji an artist! If we were the same ground he would have beaten me with drawings and I would have beaten him on reading it throu words! But if we all think hard it meant the same thing! Mmoja...
The U.S. Air Force research laboratory
contemplated making a "Gay bomb," a
weapon that would induce homosexual
behavior when dropped in the battle field!
Source: Gay bomb - Wikipedia, the free...
Habari ya kuamka wanaCC wote.
Ni matumain yangu wote mpo wazima kabisa....leo tupo na my wife Arabela ANGAZA ikiwa ni maandalizi ya kupata mtoto wetu wa kwanza.
Mungu mbariki mke wangu,Mungu...
Dr wa vichaa alipaki gari lake karibu na wodi ya vichaa maana lilikua limeharibika, akaingia ndani aliporudi akamkuta chizi/kichaa mmoja amelala chini ya gari lake kama fundi analiangalia gari kwa...
Followin death of our beloved Mother. (my mother-in law, either YNNAH's elder mother)
Thank you to all our on-line Chtcht members , friends na wadau kwa ujumla wenu.
For your kind words and...
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