Habari wanajamvi
NINAWAKARIBISHA KWENYE TAMASHA LA UIMBAJI WA UPAKO NA MGUSO WA MUNGU KUKUTEMBELEA USIKOSE JPILI HII YA TAREHE 26/05/2013 PALE
HOUSE OF PRAYERS KINONDONI MKWAJUNI
KUANZIA SAA...
Hii misemo tunagalie na mahali pa kuitumia, nesi anamwambia mama mzazi "hongera kwa kuzaa JEMBE (mtoto wa kiume)" mzazi akazimia hapo hapo kisa kuambiwa amezaa JEMBE
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her.
She jumped up and slapped him.
He immediately...
Kila verse ningemchana King'asti kwa vile hayupo fair,
uki'PM anajibu PAW is waiting there,
maskini nakonda na kidonda kwa vile una pair, Husninyo chukua password usilete drama kama Thea, lady...
Mke wangu siyo ndugu yangu, na angekuwa ndugu yangu nisingemuoa, na sasa utaoaje ndugu yako; na ingekuwa hivyo ingekuwa ngumu hata kuchiti, hivi kweli umchiti ndugu yako? kinyume chake nihivyo...
Hii kauli imekuwa ikisikika sana sehem nyingi hasa sehem zile ambazo tunaenda kwa ajili ya Kupata Huduma Mbali Mbali.
Mm juzi nliingia Bar Moja Maarufu Pale Kinondoni(Uhuru Peak) kwa ajili ya...
Eti jamani!!
Niliambiwa bandari ya Mtwara ina pwani kubwa sana na kina cha bahari ni kirefu kulinganisha na pwana ya Dar, Tanga & bagamoyo.
Mtwara ina gas why hiyo gas isafirishwe bagamoyo? Why...
Mtz,mkenya na mganda walikamatwa na bangi china.wajapewa adhabu ya kwenda msituni na kurudi na matunda kumi.mganda akarudi na ma-apple akaambiwa ameze mojamoja bila kutikisika....la kwanza tu...
WASHA BRENDER
Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
MKE: Salama tu
MUME: Uko wapi?
MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani
MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa brender nisikie.....mke...
A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toiletin a
posh hotel'..
He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW,
WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was
gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he...
LIST ya wanyakyusa waliozamia USA.
1.Rick ross( eric mwaryosi)
2. Kanye west( kanyetile mwalwesetile )
3. Lady gaga (lidia mwaigagala)
4. Chriss brown( christopher blauntonye
mwakikonyola) 5...
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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