Jamaa: Boss umeniita.
Boss: Ndo manake. Nenda chooni kapige punyeto. Na kuna kamera, nakuona vizuri kama unapiga au unazuga.
Jamaa akaenda kama baada ya dakika kumi akarudi.
Boss: Nenda kapige...
wanawake wenzangu mwanaume lazima atumie kinga{condom}kila anapomuingilia mtu yeyote
katika mapenzi,endapo kuna dalili zzote za maambukizi utakuwa umeepuka, so wanawake tuwe na msimamo na tuwe...
Asikuambie mtu kuhusu mambo na matukio ya mitaa ya uswazi..
1.Ugali huiwa mara mija tu saa 9 alasiri na mboga ni moja tu-watoto mida hiyo huwakosi home.
2.Kulala ni chumba kimoja tu,watoto wa...
Ukweli ni kwamba usafiri nafuu TZ ni TRAIN(Gari moshi) ambapo mimi huwaga naenjoy sana ninapo safiri kwa kutumia usari huu. Najua kuna watu wataniona kama katuni ila kwa wale watu wa Tabora...
Ugonjwa hauna hodi unaweza kukumbwa tu kama kimbunga kivamiavyo nyumba iliyo sahaulika kufungwa milango, kama nyumba haina msingi imara inaweza kuezuliwa kabisa.. Dada yangu kipenzi alie wahi...
There was a virgin that was going out on a
date for the first time and she told her
grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell
you about those young boys. "He is...
Miaka kadhaa huko nyuma mtoto wa kiume alizaliwa na kwa uwezo wa Mungu hadi leo anaendelea kupumua,happy bday to him.
Namshukuru sana Mungu kwa hapa nilipofika,mama yangu and my late father,ndugu...
Ati cku moja panya alikwenda church kusali,kaingia ndani misa inaendelea akapiga magot anageuka nyuma akamwona paka, ndipo panya akasema "mmmmh ndugu yangu humu tumekuja kusali tu mambo ya...
A mathematician is all out to solve a woman problem!
Women need time and money
So ,
Women=time x money
Time is money
So,
Women=money x money
or,
Women=money2
But money is the root of all mans...
Habari za mihangaiko wana JF.... Poleni kwa majukumu ya siku ya leo.
Kwanza napenda kutoa shukrani zetu za dhati kwa wana JF waliojumuika nasi katika kikao kipya na cha kwanza cha JF ROCK CITY...
Kudadadadeki!
Tumetoka mbali mangi tangu enzi zileeeeeee.... unaogeshwa live....
Mpaka yaani shheenzy zakoooo ukapitia matatizo makubwa sana.... dingi yako alikuwa mmmbaayyyaaaa!!
Nakumbuka...
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,
"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called...
Wanandoa wawili walikuwa na ugomvi baina yao. sasa wakaandika mkataba wa kununiana na wakwanza kuuvunja ndiye atakuwa mkosa.
Siku moja Jamaa alihitajika katika safari yake ya kibiashara awahi...
Wahasibu nauliza mtu akiwa na shuga mammy ni Asset au ni Liabillity? #kihasibuzaidi #
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