Kuna mwanafunzi mmoja alikua kimbelembele sana kwenye kujibu maswali ili apate maujiko kuwa anaakili sana siku mmoja alijikuta akimzimisha mwalimu wake kwa mshangao ilikua hivi,mwalimu:Nani...
Matokeo ya mitihani ya milembe katika darasa fulani la machizi yalitoka swali ni kwamba kati ya chizi aliyekuwa wa kwanza na yule aliyekuwa wa mwisho nani chizi zaidi?
How many people have you had sex with?
Have you had sex without a condom?
Have you ever had unprotected oral sex?
Have you had more than one sex partner at a time?
Do you inject illegal drugs...
Masista (nuns) wawili toka Tanzania walialikwa kwenda kutembelea Marekani. Walikuwa wamesikia mengi juu ya "fast foods" za Marekani na jinsi Wamarekani wengi wanavyozipenda. Basi siku moja wakiwa...
Katika kijiji fulani wanakijiji walimkuta mhindi mmoja akiwa kando ya mto akilia kwa uchungu;
Mhindi: Saidia mimi, dugu yake napotea! Saidia mimi dugu yake toka Italy nazama maji mie hawezi...
habari,
Ninaenda Songea kikazi na ni mara yangu ya kwanza. sijajua ntapataje hotel nzuri na nitafika jioni sana.
fungukeni nisije nikaenda hotel za ajabu ajabu
KUNA WIZI UMETOKEA BENKI KUU
Jambazi: "wote laleni chini pesa ni
za serikali na maisha ni ya
kwenu",wote wakalala chini
... HII INAITWA DHANA YA...
Habari wana cc wote
Nategemea mko fiti na mnaendelea na shughuli zenu za kila siku
kwa wale wasomi wako madarasani sasa, na wafanyakazi vivyo hivyo
na wafanyabiashara leo mnaangalia soko...
A man dials his home and a strange
woman answers. The man says, "Who is
this? " "This is the maid," answers the
woman."We don't have a maid," says the
man. The woman says, "I was hired this...
Kuna makabila mengine yanaleta utata hadi kwenye utumishi wa Mungu. Msikilize mchungaji mwenye asili ya kabila la wakurya alipokuwa akimuombea mgonjwa mwenye mapepo.
Mchungaji: shetani toka...
Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No.
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary. but...
Girl: .....no but. You have nothing.
How can...
CHEMISTRY CLASS
Professor: Chemical symbol of
Barium?
mulugo: BA
Professor: For sodium?
Mulugo: NA
Professor: What will we get if 1
atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA are
combined?
Mulugo: BANANA!
Mtoto amekaa juu ya kaburi analia ghafla wanapita watu na kumuuliza unalia nini? akasema kaka wa maiti ni mjomba wangu je maiti na mtoto wana uhusiano gani?
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak...
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