My ATM balance tells me, my account has Tshs 6500/=,but I know this figure is provisional. Besides,end month is my stronghold and once it is tallied, the figure will change. For now the ATM has...
Wk ijayo ntakualeave kjobuni kwangu fo2wk. Nimeamua safar ii nikapate upepo wa karafuu pande za zenji.
Raiaa upo uko, nipokeeni aisee coz itz my 1st tym kudrop anga izo.
Km kunameng funguka...
Hii ni kali ya mwaka! ni kisa cha dada mmoja sister duu!. kilichotokea jijini Dar, dada huyu akiwa amevalia vilivo kimtoka wakidaslam(vimodos), walitoka na Bf wake weekend moja wakaamua kwenda...
teja alikuwa anamtongoza mzungu,maongezi yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo;
Teja;i love u
Mzungu;i love u too
Teja;i love you three
Mzungu;wots for?
Teja;i love you five
Mzungu;are you sick??
Teja akaona...
Kuna majambazi walifanikiwakuingia Bank na kuiba Pesa nyiingi,na kufanikiwa kutoroka, wakafika sehemu wakaanza kuzihesabu, hadi wakachoka kuhesabu! Mmoja akawambia"Oyaa mi nimechoka,tusubiri...
binti kaenda kutambulisha mchumbawake kwao. alipofikatu baba akaona dosari, maana kijana alikuwa mweusi tii,anamatege yaukweli na makengeza ya maana. achumba alipoona sura ya babamkwe imebadirika...
Nikichoka huwa sipendi kabisa kelele ndomana huwa nasikiliza CD empty nanikichokasana huwa nasoma plain paper pianasinzia huku nimesimama kuepuka kelele za kitanda ninapo jigeuza na wakati...
Kuna mjita mmoja ambaye alizoea kusema "hii ni sawa,hali ingeweza kuwa mbaya zaidi". Kila watu wakimweleza matatizo yao jibu lake ni hilo hilo. Siku moja jirani yake alirudi kazini mapema na...
Yani tangu nijiunge jf sioni hizo piemu wala nini, kwani mimi ndo sipiemuki jamani?hii sio haki sasa na mimi leo mnipiemu sasa nione hizo piemu zinavyokuwa lol...utafikiri sio mdau humu...
MAMA:nataka nkuambie ktu
BABA:ongea
MAMA:ckuhusu huyu hsegirl wetu
BABA:hainuhusu tatzo lake
MAMA:ana mimba
BABA:hainihusu tatzo lake
MAMA:na kuhusu mimba kaxema n yako
BABA:haikuhusu hiyo tatizo...
University students waliingia kwenye QUIZ ,two friends ambao walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye he is very bright ili akitoka kwenye Quiz room ampe answers.
Kwakuwa muda...
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