Nimepigiwa simu sasa hivi kuwa kuna jamaa aliopoa demu mmoja ambaye ni SECRETARY wa kijikampuni fulani
So huyo SECRETARY wa hiyo kampuni alisahau mzigo wake nyumbani kwa huyo jamaa so jamaa...
1.....hata uwe na huruma vp huwezi kumsaidia waifu kubeba ujauzito..
2.....hata uwe sharobaro vp huwezi kuvaa kanzu kata k
3.. Hata uwe mweupe vp huwezi kusababisha mwanga usiku
endelea....
kutokana na kubanwa kuliko pitiliza hadi najisahau kama mimi ni mtu au binadamu...., najisahau kama naishi kwa wala vumbi au wabeba box, yaani najisahau kama mimi ni ke au me.... najisahau kama...
A 58-year-old man from Agbura community, Yenagoa Local Government, Bayelsa State was on Thursday arrested by the police for allegedly impregnating his two daughters. The suspect, whose name was...
Jamani jana nimekunywa biere mpaka saa nane asubuhi. nimeingia ofisini leo saa mbili asubuhi kichwa kinaniuma mpaka saa hii.
Hangover huwa inaisha baada ya muda gani?
o6 - Classic
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.
In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, "Don't...
Hatimae madenge anarud nyumban baada ya kumalza mthan ;
BABA: mwanangu kweli utafaulu?
MADENGE; ntafaulu baba ntapata mia ya mia.
BABA; Kwnn?
MADENGE; wakati naenda shule nlkuta bango...
Kuna mmasai mmoja baada ya kuuza ng'ombe wake pale vingungut aliamua kuchukua dadapoa mmoja kwa ajili ya kujivinjar pale kimboka,bahat mbaya yule dada alikuwa anaugua ugonjwa wa kisonono,sasa...
DUNIANI kuna mambo; wadau wa tasnia ya filamu nchini wameibua minongono inayodai kuwa kampuni maarufu ya kusambaza kazi za wasanii Bongo ya Steps Entertainment ya jijini Dar es Salaam, eti...
*Chemsha Bongo *
Ndege gani huyu? Ukitoa herufi 2
za mwisho ni jina la tunda,
ukitoa herufi 2 za mwanzo ni
jina la samaki na wakati umetoa
herufi 2 za mwanzo ukisoma kuanzia nyuma kuja...
Kuna jamaa wawili,walikwenda kuwinda, mmoja alikuwa mtaalamu wa kulenga mwingine wa kuchuna, mtaalam wa kuchuna alibaki garini na mwenzake akashuka kuwinda. o Ile anakatiza kichakani mara...
Jamani sijui naumwa au nimelogwa.
huu ugonjwa unanitesa na kunimaliza.
Napenda sana sifa na mbwembwe na nikiona mabinti ndio kabisaaaaaa.
Ntajidai Kikwete ni houseboy wangu, Bakhresa ni...
Baadhi ya wanafunzi hao wanatumia mtandao wa University Tanzania Jokes, Jicho la Mvulana Liko Fasta Kuliko Google, Benki ya Utamu Tanzania na nyingine katika kufanikisha biashara hiyo ya...
wageni wengine noma mwenyeji:utakunywa nini? soda au chai mgeni nitakunywa soda wakati nikisubili chai ichemuke!mwenyeji:hapa kuna sprite na coca nikupe ipi?mgeni:nipe coca ,sprite niwekee kwenye...
Today, lets spare a Moment of Silence in
Honour of those children who were not
born... But were
1. Swallowed during a Blow job,
2. Thrown away in A Condom,
3. Washed in boxers Coz of Wet...
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