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Wajamaica wanne walikuwa wameketi huku wakipata majani mdogo mdogo.Baada ya bangi kupanda vizuri vichwani mwao wakaanza kujiuliza...what is the fastest thing in the world...
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Familia moja kutoka mkoa mmoja wa kaskazini mwa TZ walikuwa wanauguliwa na baba yao.... baada ya vipimo pale hospitalini, waliambiwa mgonjwa inanidi apelekwe India..gharama ni 8,500,000/=...
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Huwa nakosea katika maisha yangu siku hadi siku.. Katika kauli zangu kuna uongo nimeleta aibu machoni pako nisamehe Mungu mwenye rehema Hata na hizi pesa nilizonazo ila kuna nyakati...
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Mmmhs shetwan mbayajaman hivi ushajiuliza hili kama nannn nayo mipira mbona awatuonyeshi supersport
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Wadau, kuna swali nimekua nikijiuliza kwa muda mrefu sana, hivi inawezekana Rais wa nchi akawa anatembea na wallet? pesa za nini sasa? wakati kila anapokwenda anakuta kashaandaliwa kila kitu!!!
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Wasaalamu waungwana, Leo sina furaha sana kusema yangu machache, yaliyoujaza moyo wangu na kuleta simanzi upeoni, nashindwa kuelezea wala kupambanua nini hasa, kilichowapata waungwana hasa hawa...
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​ningependa nipate maoni kutoka kwa kina dada kuhusian na mtot wa kiume konyoa kipara!!
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habari wana chitchat Mwenzenu yaliyonikuta nashindwa hata kuyaelezea hapa kwani jana ushamba ulinitoka mwenzenu, nilibaki nimeduwaa na kushangaaa mithili ya nyoka anatoka pangoni jamani, Acha...
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Nimeoteshwa situmi kikombe cha babu, chabibi wala cha mtoto. sitozi miatano wala fedha ya wasaidizi, tiba yenyewe ikohivi, nikikushika takotu umepona.
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Jamaa karudi home usiku kutoka job akaenda chumbani kwa mtoto wake wa miaka sita kumtakia usiku mwema ila akamkuta mtoto wake kalala anatetemeka kama anaota ndoto hivi. Ikambidi amuamshe na...
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RAFIKI: aisee kabila lenu mna akili sana RUGAIMUKAMU: ofukoz, kwani hukumbuki kipindi kire tukiwa wingereza na akina blackberry rweyemamu, iPod ruganyizi, screen- touch rwezaura, facebook rwekaza...
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Hakuna chochote nilicho andika nataka nicheki nitapata view wangapi maana wabongo wanavyo penda ngono Jr
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You can buy "Gold Poop Pills" for $200 When consumed, they will turn your poop sparkly,golden and smell good Hizi pills zikifika Bongo itakuwa safi zinafanya kinyesi chako kiwe na rangi ya...
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Duh! Wadau huu ugumu wa maisha na wingi wa majukumu umepelekea kusahau kabisa siku hii muhimu sana katika maisha yangu....hii ni hatari aisee. Hadi kufika 2015 tutakuwa tunasahau mambo mengi ya...
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Jamani Wadau Na Watu Wote Wanaotoka Mkoani Mbeya tujitahidi kuifanya mbeya yetu ya kijani kwa kutokata miti ovyo,tuhfadhi uoto wa asili,tufanye haya ili kuendelea kutunza hadhi ya JIJI Kubatizwa...
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Poleni kwa mihangaiko ya siku ya leo wana CC... Mwenzenu marafiki zangu sijui waliambizana??? Yaan marafiki zangu wapatao saba (7) ni wajawazito, ngoja niwataje kihivi... 1. Da' KJ 2...
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa na mpenzi wake mwanachuo. Binti ikawa amefika mahali amemchoka jamaa kwa hiyo akamtumia barua kwamba waachane na ili kuonyesha msisitizo akaituma barua ikiwa na picha yake na...
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I MUST CONFESS, This is How it started..... She visited me and I gave her a bed to sleep on. I asked her to open up so that i can find my way in. She was so Nervous but i told her that...
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Linalojamba ni tumbo, mk***du loudspeaker tu!!
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vipi wewe..! unamuota mpenzi wako ulie nae?au unamuota x...........:tape2:...kwa wataalam nini siri ya ndoto?na kama humuoti kwa mazuri au mabaya what does it imply?
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