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Wapendwa nipo ughaibuni kwa takriban wiki sasa. Ughaibuni huku pamekua na matatizo ya mtandao mno. Kiasi nalazimika hadi niende kwenye miinuko kama nilipo sasa. Ndiyo maana headin yangu...
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Hello everyone, I am newbie here...Just want to say hello to all members here.Hope u enjoy ur stay. Thanks.
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Mashoga wawili maongezi yao yalikuwa hivi:- Shoga 1: Natoa swali ukikosa utanipa na ukipata nitakupa sawa? Shoga 2: Poa Shoga 1: Ni mnyama gani anafugwa na binadamu anakula panya na analia...
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Habari ya uzima wako my wife Arabela,nichukue fursa hii kukupongeza kwa kuiona tena siku ya leo,tarehe ya leo na mwezi wa leo ndio siku pekee ambayo MAMA yako kipenzi alikuleta duniani. Alikaa...
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Jamani namtafuta sana huyu mutu napenda kuchati nae kamayupo anijibu plz !!!
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WAKATI Oparesheni Fichua Maovu katika jamii inayoendeshwa na Global ikiwa kazini, wikiendi iliyopita ilinasa timbwili zito la aina yake kwa mwaka 2013 ambapo mume wa mtu, Joseph Hussein (31)...
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Jamaa alikuwa anajaribu kukwepa malipo baada ya operation ya macho kwa kusema "bado sioni" Doctor akamwambia nesi avue nguo mbele yake. JAMAA.'bado sioni'. Dr. akamwambia nesi apanue mapaja...
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Mdhungu mmoja alikuwa akisafirishwa na Ngosha wawili kwenye mtumbwi na wakati akiongea kwenye simu, jambo likatokea nyuma yake ila hakuona kwa kuwa busy na simu na alipomaliza, kugeuka nyuma...
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Ok wanaJf salama hapa natumaini woteeee wazima kwa wale ambao kwa bhati mbaya Afya zao sio nzuri Mungu awabariki mtakuwa wazima soon,lengo la hii post nimeingia Jf bila atasalamu mpaka naona noma...
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Duh! Hizì ndoto jamani! Na mimi leo, nimeoteshwa natibu magonjwa yote sugu, situmii kikombe wala simtozi mtu 500! Nikimshika ttako tu KAPONA!! Wambie waje.
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Mnajisikiaje pale dj anapiga nyimbo hizi 1. Who let the dogs out 2Hamada umelewa wakati hapo uko bwii. 3 kwa hilo hujanikomoa wakat umekumbatie mme wa mtu
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Najua utaona kama nakutania lakini kiukweli nakupenda sana. Siri wala silali kwa kwa mawazo juu yako kimwana.Pls niwekee PM kama unadhani nina hadhi ya kushika madaraka ya ndani ya moyoni mwako...
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Hapo ulipo sasa hivi, ni meseji ipi ungependa kuipokea? 1) Hongera umejishindia Tsh. 2, 000, 000 2) Hello mpenzi nilitaka tu kusema kuwa 'Nakupenda sana' 3) Njoo uchukue pesa yako, samahani...
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Jamaa mmoja bana alikuwa anafukuzia demu kitaani bila mafanikio,kila akimvizia demu anabana hataki kusikia la mnadi sala wala sauti za kanisa. siku moja jamaa ikabidi atimbe hukohuko kwa demu...
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Kwa muda mrefu voda waliondoa Torrent download option kwenye wajanja night hivyo kuondoa mzuka wote wa hiyo bundle kii hapa ni njia rahisi ya kutweak torrent client yako ila kurudisha huo mzuka...
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Zamani ilikuwa kwenye hip hop na miziki, kila mji ukidai una wanamuziki wakali kuliko mji mwingine. Ikahamia kwenye JF Arusha wing wakiwacheka Dar wing kuwa ni waoga kukutana na hawana umoja...
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Muda mwingi nafikiria kuwa na rafiki hasa mwenye jinsia ya KE! Kama upo humu naomba ujitokeze please!!!!
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WaachE wasanii waiGizE KUFA,KULIA,KUZAA,KUZIKA,KUISHI MAISHA YA KIFAHARI iLa aLiEiGiza XXX HUyo kaTombw* ki-kwEli kwEli...........................................................!!
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You will soon start a new phase of life! But that can wait until you are older. Enjoy another year of being young. Happy Birthday!!
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Nnice Chansa Hello,its my pleasure to contact you,after going through your profile,i am looking for a honest person whom we can share love, and i think i have found you, you can get me back...
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