Kuna wimbo fulani sijui aliyeuimba ila huwa una mchanganyiko wa nyimbo nyingi za kiafrica na umeimbwa kwenye style ya zouk. Anayejua jina lake au aliyeuimba please msaada.
Jamaa alimchukua paka wake na kwenda kum2pa mbali aliporudi akakuta paka amesharudi akakacrika sana cku ya pili akamchukua na kwnd nae zaidi ya kilomita 50 akakata kulia akakata kushoto akanyoosha...
Teja kamuuliza Mvuta Bangi. "Eti China ni mbali?" Mvuta Bangi akajibu "Sina uhakika, ila naona sio mbali sana maana kazini kwetu yupo Mchina anakuja na Baiskeli kila siku"
Dar bana...
Kila siku mambo na matukio humu yanaongezeka..
Maskini wanazidi kuwa wengi zaidi ya matajiri..
Matukio ni kibao!
Leo kuna matukio mengi niliyoyaona..ila kuna haya 2 yaliyonifanya...
A man in a hotel accidentally hits a woman's breast with his elbow.
The man apologizes saying "If your heart is as soft as your breast you will forgive me"
The woman replies: "If your dick is as...
Djuu ya nini unamzengea Mai waif wangu The secretary.
Kwa taarifa yako naelekea Pemba maeneo ya mkokotoni Kisha napanda hadi ras mkunbuu namalizia matanga twani nikitoka hapo nashuka mafia...
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her...
Mtoto katoka shuleni huku analia,alipofika nyumbani baba yake akamuuliza walia nini? MTOTO nimepigwa na mwalimu na nimeambiwa twende sote shuleni! Wakaenda shuleni na kuingia ofisini MWALIMU...
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