JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Hata kama sio mvutaji wa sigara lazima harufufu yake utaifahamu tu!
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MAKUFULI: CCM oyeeee?, WAJITA oyeee, MAKUFULI: CHATOmbeleee?, WAJITA: chichaliii.MAKUFULI bwatombwagaaa? WAJITA: bwamasika, MAKUFULI: kobu?, WAJITA: bwamanumbu. WAJITA: ugenda --------...
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Kuna wimbo fulani sijui aliyeuimba ila huwa una mchanganyiko wa nyimbo nyingi za kiafrica na umeimbwa kwenye style ya zouk. Anayejua jina lake au aliyeuimba please msaada.
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Wazee wa zamani sendozi walikuwa wanaita MAKUBAZI hebusoma kuanzia kulia kuludi kushoto, kisha nipejibu
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She is HOT! She is SWEET! she is always need a LIP 4kiss! All world MAD 4her! WHO? Who is she...
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Jamaa alimchukua paka wake na kwenda kum2pa mbali aliporudi akakuta paka amesharudi akakacrika sana cku ya pili akamchukua na kwnd nae zaidi ya kilomita 50 akakata kulia akakata kushoto akanyoosha...
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Mwalimu alisema,'Kama jana ingekuwa kesho,basi leo ingekuwa Ijumaa'. SWALI:Mwalimu aliongea kauli hii katika siku ipi ya wiki?
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Teja kamuuliza Mvuta Bangi. "Eti China ni mbali?" Mvuta Bangi akajibu "Sina uhakika, ila naona sio mbali sana maana kazini kwetu yupo Mchina anakuja na Baiskeli kila siku"
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Dar bana... Kila siku mambo na matukio humu yanaongezeka.. Maskini wanazidi kuwa wengi zaidi ya matajiri.. Matukio ni kibao! Leo kuna matukio mengi niliyoyaona..ila kuna haya 2 yaliyonifanya...
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WAZO LA KIJIJINI= Si kila umuonaye na jembe begani ukadhani anaenda shamba kulima, wengine wanaenda kujisaidia..
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Mwl wa kiswhl alikua anafndsha akatnga sentensi "wakati naendsha baiskel kuja shule nimeona maiti mbili" kuna mwanafunzi alikua hasikilizi, mwl akamwambia rudia nilichosema akajibu "nimeona maiti...
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A man in a hotel accidentally hits a woman's breast with his elbow. The man apologizes saying "If your heart is as soft as your breast you will forgive me" The woman replies: "If your dick is as...
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lady Thatcher alikuwa mkuda ile sana na mbaya zaidi enzi za appartheid ali wasupport makaburu no wonder wazungu wenzie wanafurahia kifo chake!!!
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Baada ya michakato mingi ya maisha sasa nimerudi tena majita nipeni mpya za humu
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Djuu ya nini unamzengea Mai waif wangu The secretary. Kwa taarifa yako naelekea Pemba maeneo ya mkokotoni Kisha napanda hadi ras mkunbuu namalizia matanga twani nikitoka hapo nashuka mafia...
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi
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The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her...
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Mtoto katoka shuleni huku analia,alipofika nyumbani baba yake akamuuliza walia nini? MTOTO nimepigwa na mwalimu na nimeambiwa twende sote shuleni! Wakaenda shuleni na kuingia ofisini MWALIMU...
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Hakimu: yeyote atakayeendelea kupiga kelele humu mahakamani,namtoa nje ya mahakama.maana kelele zimezid smile(mtuhumiwa): hureeeeee! Chachachachacha hakimu: samahani sio na wewe,we endelea...
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