Hebu cheki hii tofauti ya ukopaji kati ya mzungu na mswahili:
MZUNGU- hi bro, i need USD 100 will pay u back on Monday
mswahili- kaka vipi? Dah hatuonani mzee, vipi mishe mnatunyima nini...
Japanese couple in an
argument
over ways of highly erotic
sex
Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife: Kowanini!!
Husband: Toka a anji rodi
roumi
yakoo!
*Wife on her knees literally
begging*
Wife Mimi...
Omari was with his girlfriend 1 afternoon and the girl kept
pestering him 2 shave his bushy beard.....Omari told her, "My wife told me she loves it whenever she touches it...I cant shave it."...
Kutokana na ujio wa mgeni wetu na ujumbe wake......watanzania hatuna budi kujifunza machache ya lugha ya mgeni ili tusim'boe.......maana samtaimz tunaboa sana.......
Haya sasa..........
Habari zenu wana JF
Ninavyojua mimi kila jina la mtu lazima liwe na maana yake so sioni ubaya kama tutatoa maana ya majina yetu tunayotumia humu; tukianza na langu
Natj maana yake ni AMANI +...
Habarini za jioni toka mkonga wa baharini ukatike nineona post humu ndani zimepungua inamaana wanotumia voda ni wachache maana yenyewe tu ndo haijaathiliwa.....
NB mm huwa ni mfatiliaji tu...
Ninayo furaha kuwajulisha ili mfurahi nami. Nimepata mtoto wa KIUME, siku ya Jumamosi tar 10/03/2012 alasiri kwa operation.
It was the happiest moment in my life as God has given me the greatest...
Kama kichwa cha habari kinavyojinasibu....Hii ni mara ya pili sasa mtu mzima namalizia kifungo cha takriban wiki moja....
Hii na hatari sana maana naona ninakoelekea nitaenda kupata kifungo cha...
Mume na mke
wake wakijiandaa kwenda
harusini walikuwa na
mazungumzo kama
ifuatavyo.
MKE: "Mbona hujaandaa zawadi ya
maana kwa maharusi
wetu." MUME:
Nimeona
nibebe kifurushi hiki
chenye...
....never grow up however old they become.
They talk of freedom yet afraid of loneliness.
They crave for a home yet say that marriage put them in chain.
And more than anything they need us...
Wapenzi hawa walio kuwa wamezoea kutaniana sana lakini siku hii ukweni ilikuwa nouma
mary alimpeleka mpenzi wake kwao aitwae john kumtambulisha akawasalimia wazazi vizuri sasa wakti wa maakuli...
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