DIAMOND AMTIA MIMBA PENNY NA KUAMUA KUMZAWADIA GARI LA MILIONI15
Kupitia segment ya U Heard ya XXL Clouds FM na Soudy Brown, mwimbaji Diamond Platnums ambae aliongoza kwa kuwa msanii wa bongo...
Jamani kwa mara ya kwanza nimekuwa menager toka leo, naomba mnipongeze. Kumbe umenager auitaji madigree elimu yangu ya darasa la saba leo nawaongoza watu.
Karibuni sana, nimekuwa manager wa Bar ya...
Kuna jamaa mmoja amejaliwa mpipi mkubwa alikuwa akioga mtoni basi akapita mzee mmoja hivi na kuuona ule mpipi wa kijana na kujisemea "Hapa duniani kuna watu wamejaaliwa ebu check mzigo wa yule...
Mke alirudi kutoka kazini na kumkuta mmewe ametulia sebuleni huku akiangalia TV. Mke, huku akiwa ameudhiwa huko kazini na nyumbani akakuta mmewe hamjali, alilalamika kama ifuatavyo:
Mke: Mimi...
Tuache uongo, mji wa Mwanza una vivutio nyie acheni tu. hebu angalieni mandhari ya ufukwe wa ziwa Victoria unavyovutia...! charminglady, Elizabeth Dominic, Nicas Mtei, Chimbuvu, Eiyer, Judgement...
MWIZI MKUU KA PINDA
1. WAIZI KWENYE OFISI YA RAIS
MWIZI wa Nchi, Ofisi ya Rais (Mahusiano na Uratibu wa wizi) Ndugu hasira,
Mwizi wa Nchi, Ofisi ya Rais, (Utawala Bora wa waizi) ndugu...
Da!!! Pombe mbaya sana. Mlevi katangaza baa kuwa ana
wasiwasi kuwa yeye ni
MUNGU!!!!.
akaulizwa kwa nini anafikiri
vile? MLEVI: "kwa sababu kila nikifika
mtaani kwangu nasikia watu...
A woman said to her doctor"Doc my husband's d*ck is so big evrytime we have sex,
I feel its touchin my heart
i swear he will kill me with it real soon if u dont do sumthing
the doc replied "would...
habari za masiku wakubwa zangu, akina dada madame B, my bro Mentor, my shem Erickb52, my dad Watu8,babu Asprin,na wengi wengineo....... nimemiss sehemu hii kiukweli ila kuna majanga yalinipata na...
Mwanajeshi mmoja awakamata wasichana wawili na bi kizee mmoja, ambapo walikuwa upande wa maadui. Mwanajeshi akawaambia adhabu ninayowapa ni kuwamicha kila mmoja, wale wasichana wakiwa wanamtetea...
Jamaal kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki
yake;
JAMAA: Shemeji,nimekutamani
MKE: Hebu ondoka hapa, unafikiri
rafiki yako akisikia hayo mambo
atasemaje?
JAMAA: Kama nikikulipa shilingi
milioni 1 je...
aunajionaje unapomkuta dadako,akiwa amebanananishwa sehemu kimalove na mshkaji,akifanya romance,au akiwa anatongozwa tartiib kwenye kigiza.Au akishikwa makalio mbele yako?
I have on several occassion seen women seriously fighting each other to an extent of undressing and hurting one another. The most causes of these fights are mostly Men. why the hell should women...
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