Five men end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island.
After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Garry stands up and...
Tanzania nchi nzuri sana:
Umeme upo lakini HAUWASHWI.
Mafuta yapo lakini HAYAUZWI.
Mafisadi wapo lakini HAWASHITAKIWI
Rais mzembe lakini HAJIUZULU.
Mahakama inauzwa ili KUJENGA HOTEL...
hebu mchekin Zola D msanii na boxer anavyojieleza kwenye fb wall yake kweli noma lugha za watu hizi
profile.....My name is David Michael Mlope,aka zola d king. I was born on 21st January...
1. Huna muda wa kushinda na mpenzi wako kutwa nzima mkipiga stori za mapenzi
2. Ukihitaji kufanya mapenzi mahali unakokufikiria ni kitandani
3. Unaanza kujaza friji lako kwa vyakula zaidi kuliko...
Kumekuwepo na tabia ya kuita majina ya watu kwa mkato.Kwa mfano Happiness huitwa Happy,Veronica huitwa Vero,
Abdalla huitwa Dulla,Ibrahim huitwa Imu.Jee majina haya MKUNDUMBO,MAMBOYA utayaitaje...
Jamaa kamuaga mkewe anaenda semina Songea kwa wiki nzima kumbe kahamia kwa demu nyumba ya pili toka kwake. Siku ya 1 kalala asubuhi alipoamka kachungulia kwake kukoje, si kamuona jamaa yuko nje ya...
Kuna huu wimbo wa msanii wa kenya DNA huwa unanifurahisha sana''Ati ukileta nyenyenye fimbo chapa''.
Na wewe shusha kero yako hapa
1.Wezi wote wa simu kwenye daladala FIMBO CHAPA
2.Wezi wa...
When you are completely unhappy
Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 16 not being close to people and turning to food for that fulfillment. When you are completely unhappy with yourself and insecure...
maana ya majina wawaitayo wapenzi wenu ndio haya :
Daring = Kubwa jinga.
Sweet = Zezeta.
Husband = Buzi.
Honey = Kimeo.
Dear = Wakuzugia.
My love = Wa usiku.
La azizi = Wa...
Mapacha wawili ! Walipenda sna kula kuku toka
utoto wao mpaka wanakua! Cku moja yule
wakike akaanza kuona mabadiliko ! Akamuita !
Kaka kuanzia leo sitakula Kuku tena ! kwanini ?
Akajibu njoo uone...
jamani mm nimekuwa nikipata shida sana kila nikipita maana madem weamekuwa wa kinifata thana na wengine wamekuwa wakija home daily ...........na mm nina dem wang nina mpenda sana ila wote wanao...
Nataka yale mashati ya gucci sijui ni chui chui kama ya rweyemamu, na ile mikanda ya chumma chumma......kama ya
hahaha jamani mwenzenu tangazo hili la voda huwa naburudika sana
Copy Bishanga...
Mimi ni Mchungaji Ambilikile Mwaisapile-Babu wa loliondo. nawashukuru wajinga wote walioacha kazi zao nakuja kutalii katika kijiji cha Samunge,Nasema Asanteni sana,Pia nawashukuru wazinzi wote...
Zuzu alimwambia zuzu mwenzake. Mke wangu tunagombana kila siku ananidai talaka. Mwenziwe akajibu bora umpe tu msije mkagombana mpaka mkafikia kuachana.
Jana hamadi uso kwa uso na kiplagati26, nilikuwa navinjari maeneo ya westlands nairobi,kuna sehemu ya nyama choma inaitwa kwa njuguna,nipo kaunta nalamba ulabu ndo njemba moja ikaniuliza 'hivi...
1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
2. Yout stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus
every two weeks or it will digest
itself.
3. A female ferret will die if it goes into...
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