A bank manager confused with
his maths, asked his secretary to
help out, "I have $23,000,000,
what will you take off to get
25%?"
She replied "Sir, honestly I will
take off my blouse, my skirt, my...
Moshi mwekundu ulionekana katika jumba la Catholic Church Movement.Tukio hilo lilihitimisha kupatikana kwa papa mpya ajulikanae kwa jina la Cardinal Mwanya kutoka katika Jamhuri Kidomoghasia ya...
Mama wa Kingazija gari ilimshinda na ghafla akawa ameliparamia lango la ofisi ya Usalama wa Taife na nusura alingoe.
Wasamaria wema: Yahe wataka leta chokochoko hapo, ingiza gea ya nyuma, ama...
Johnny and suzie went to attend sunday school.
The pastor asked suzie: " which body part do you think will go to heaven
Suzie replied:"The heart because it is the one which loves and help us...
Kwa fursa za kiuchumi zilizopo kila mtanzania mwenye uwezo wakufanya kazi naweza mpatia ajira na kila mwananchi anayetaka kusoma ninaweza msomesha bure kwa kiwango chake mwenyewe.
Naweza...
Ni tukio tulilosubiri kwa hamu
na tushukuru mungu kwa kutupatia
kiongozi mpya wa kanisa katoliki
mungu amuongoze ili nae aweze kuongoza kanisa!
ameeeen!
God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all...
NI kipindi ambacho sekta ya urembo inakua japo kwa kusuasua Bongo. Leo ngoja nizungumze na modo maarufu Jacqueline Patrick Cliff mwenye hulka ya kujianika utupu kwa asilimia 95 mitandaoni kila...
BAADA ya hivi karibuni msanii wa filamu, Jacqueline Pentzel Jack Chuz kunaswa akipelekwa kuuzwa kwa mwanaume, Naibu Waziri wa Habari, Vijana, Utamaduni na Michezo, Amos Makalla anadaiwa...
Hayo maneno yanaitwa makavu laivu nimepewa na mrembo mmoja hivi anayesoma kwenye chuo maarufu jijini Dar.Yaani bila laki 1 sijapiga bao na usiku kucha laki 4 na kama nimeshindwa kupanda dau...
Jamaa 1 alienda kufanyiwa upasuaji hospitalini akachomwa dawa ya nusu kaputi kwa ajili ya upasuaji huo akawa kama kafa kabisa doctor alivyomaliza kumfanyia akawa anaondoa vitu kwa bahati mbaya...
Baba na Mama walimtembelea mtoto wao wa kike alieolewa. Mtoto (mke) hakumjuilisha mumewe juu ya ujio wa wakwe zake. Alipika chakula kizuri akafika mumewe amsapprise. Mume lipofika wazee...
Marrying a Chagga
I have always known that getting married to a Chagga woman is a headache, especially if you are a kyasaka – but my girlfriend's dad took the cake and the cherry on top...
An old married couple is travelling by car. Being advanced in age, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to...
A Texas rancher was doing agricultural consulting for a farmer in Kenya. He asked the farmer about the size of his property to which the Kenyan farmer replied "About 2500 hectares. When the...
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