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Samahi lakin!Nasikia eti Simba watoto wa msimbazi wamekata Rufaa CAF kwa sababu LIBOLO hawakuvaa" dawa ya penzi" Sent from my BlackBerry 9300 using JamiiForums
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Jamaa yuko home kwake anaangalia mpira, mke wake akamfuata sebuleni: Mume wangu hiyo taa hapo mlangoni haiwaki vizuri, itengeneze basi. Jamaa akajibu: Nitengeneza taa wakati naangalia mpira...
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tunakoeleke mpaka 2015 viongozi wengi wa nchii watakua wamejaa india
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Nipochomeka… Daah akaichomoa; akadai hajazoea! Nikataka kuchomeka tena… akawa ameishikilia hataki niingize! Ikabidi nimvizie akiwa amelala. Safari hii nikachomeka taratibu; alipostuka akuta...
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Jamaa alikuwa safarini, gari likamharibikia kijijini akaomba hifadhi akakaribishwa, baada ya kuoga na kula. MZEE:"sasa huyu mgen sijui alale wap?" MKE:"saa hz ni usiku akalale na Bebi."...
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Wavuta bangi wa2 walikuwa wanavuta bangi chini ya mwembe.Walivyomaliza kuvuta wakataka kuondoka,mmja wao akaona embe lililoiva juu ya mwembe akamwambia mwenzake;-kuna embe limeiva juu ya...
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Mwalimu wakiume alipowaambia wanafunzi watunge vitendawili na hapo ndipo mwanafunzi m1 wa kike aliposema 'nivue nguo nikupe utamu,.,mwalimu alikasirika nakuanza kumcharaza yule denti bakora.,ndipo...
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hapa mtaani kwetu kuna kiroja kimetokea usiku wa kiuamkia leo. Jamaa wana kikundi chao cha kupiga chabo, kazi yao ni kuzunguka kwenye magesti na kuangalia watu wakipekenyuana. Sasa kuna gesti...
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Hata uwe na heshima kiasi gani..................... huwezi kumpokea ASKARI BUNDUKI.......
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Katika moja ya Swali la Kiswali Lilikuwa hivi "Andika njia za kufuata wakati wa Kuandaa MDAHALO!"..mwanafunzi mmoja akiwa hajui nini maana ya Mdahalo, majibu yake yalikuwa hivi...........1.Kwanza...
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mwandishi: muheshimiwa umaweza kutuambia kwanini nchi yako ni maskini? rahisi: hata mimh nashangaa na sijuh kwanini nchi yangu ni maskini. mwandishi: je mh. unaweza kutuambia kwanini vijana wa...
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Mama mdaku alishangaa kila siku mchungaji wa kanisa lao anaingia nyumbani kwa jirani ambaye hana mume, akawa anajiuliza anaenda kufanya nini anakosa jibu. Mwisho Uzalendo ukamshinda akaamua...
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Hahahaha...Muhaya is attacked by a robber,"Toa pochi " Muganyizi shouts back "we ---- huwezi nipigia kelele nikiwa kwenye Prado na nimevaa rolex na gold kadhaaa atakama wewe Kichaa....bwana...
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Mzungu alifiwa na mbwa wake akampeleka kanisani ili asaliwe, Padri akamkaripia kwa ukali hatusalii mbwa hapa! mzungu akauliza ni kanisa gani wanasalia maana nina sadaka ya milion tano kwa padri...
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Kunamuhindi moja alivamiwa na majambazi yaliyokuwa na mapanga na walipoanza kubomoa mlango muhindi haraka akaweka ngazi na kumpandisha mke wake darini ambako ilikuwa juu sana. Kisha akapanda na...
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Binti:Hivi kinachokufanya unitolee mimacho yako ni nini?M-kaka:Nimekutaka,umenikataa ukasema nitakula kwa macho. Mimi:Domo zege macho mkombozi wangu nnakula nnashiba kwa macho...kwanini unkataliye...
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Heshima zenu wanajamvi..! Baada ya ban ya mwezi mzima, nimerejea tena humu ndani. Natumaini hamjambo1
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Simu yako ni ya kichina iwapo....... 1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 .... 2. Simu ina Tv,microwave,torch,kikata kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara 3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth pick 4.kuna...
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A VERY SMART PERSON WILL GET THIS A man wanted to enter a CLUB. Every member knew the password. So, the man hide beside the wall & tried to listen to the password. A member came, watchman...
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TYPES OF SALARY, 1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry 2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going 3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only...
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