A bus going from Arusha to Babati, the phone of
the girl next to me rings, she picks it and says
"Honey, I'm on my way to Moshi for the burial, I'll
call you when I get there".
Another phone...
Dear Staff, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown
of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of
40 years age and over on early retirement...
Mbwa koko wawili walikuwa wanasaka chakula kwele jalala, mara ikapita Land Rover ya FFU na ndani yake kuna mbwa wa polisi;
Mbwa koko mmoja akaangalia kwa uchungu kisha akamwambia mwenzie, '...
Ukitaka kuamini kuwa wewe ni mpole, uwe UMEFULIA, ukitaka kujua una HASIRA, mfumanie mpenzi wako, na ukitaka kujigungua kuwa una confidence, JAMBA penye watu wengi!!!
After their return from AFCON, the players of Ivory Coast were so ashamed of their great loss to Nigeria, they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized by their fellow countrymen...
MY FIRST TIME
It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft...
Maneno haya ya uzima umewaficha wenye hekima na kuwafunulia watoto wadogo. Njoni kwangu enyi wenye kulemewa na mizigo nami nitawapumzisha vaeni nira yangu mjifunze kutoka kwangu kwani mimi ni...
sikia hii!! mume na mke waligombana wakiwa safarini ndani ya gari yao. ugomvi ulipo zidi mume akapandwa na hasira akasema :wanawake wote ni mbwa tu!!: Mke akanyamaza wakati wakiendelea na safari...
Siyo mwingine ni Malaria Sugu nimemwona humu na kitambo sana sijamwonaga kabisa!
Huko ulipokuwepo umewaachaje?
Malaria Sugu hebu pitia hapa utujuze ulipokuwepo!
Copy;
chama zomba Rejao...
Hivi ndivyo mwanafunzi wa form4 2012 alivyojibu pepa ya kiswahili.
Swali: Eleza hatua za kuandaa MDAHALO.
:
Mwanafunzi akiwa hajui maana ya MDAHALO alijibu hivi.
1. Unachukua mdahalo wako...
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