Habari zenu Madada na Makaka wa JF Dar-Wing......
kama tulivyokwisha ongea na Maxence Melo Kuhusu Kuiboresha Dar-wing yetu siku ile kule Kwenye White Party, Nadhani utekelezaji wake ndio Kipindi...
Jamaa mmoja alizamia semina ya wasomi iliyokuwa inafanyika Ubungo Plaza. Ukafika muda wa watu kujitambulisha. Wa kwanza akaanza: Naitwa John, niko UDOM mwaka wa pili nasoma Sheria. Wa pili...
Dada mmoja alikuwa anapekua majina ya mademu walioko katika phonebook ya simu ya boyfriend wake.Mara Agnes milonjo,Aisha kikwapa,Jack domo lepe,Mwajuma ndala ndefu.
Akacheka saana mpaka mchozi...
Employee : Sir,you called me?
Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and
masturbate.
Employee : (After few mins) ,done
sir
Boss : Do it again. Employee : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
Employee...
Chit-chat members am sorry to intrude..but i figured we could trend this topic this Sunday...
"..if you must.."
Dear form 4s if you really must commit suicide over the results, at least kill...
halo kwa wadau wote wa JF.mimi ni kijana wa miaka 30,nashindwa kumtongoza mwanamke kwani nnapo muona demu mzuri hua nashindwa kuongea kabisa!sasa naomba msaada wenu:niwapate wapi mademu ambao...
hivi humu ndani mpoooo? Nimewamiss mjue? Maisha tu yamebana halafu nimezoea stress za siasani kidogo (nafanyisha moyo mazoezi).....
Nawatakia weekend njema.....
Hugs za pekee zimwendee mume...
Wagonjwa wawili wa akili, walipanga kutoroka wodini katika Hospitali ya vichaa.
Na mpango ulikuwa wakifika getini wamuue mlinzi, ili waweze kutoroka kirahisi, lakini walipofika getini hawakumkuta...
Girl: Hey baby!
Boy: Yes honey!
Girl: I like these shoes but i forgot my wallet at home.....
Could you please pay for me?
They cost only 50,000/=.
Boy: Sorry honey, there's no any...
A visiting lecturer from U.S to a Tanzanian University decided to give his students an impromptu test..
He asked them to write the answer as he reads out the question.
Lecturer: Question 1...
Ni kule kwenye Jukwaa la Lugha, karibu ujifunze msamiati mpya kutoka mtaani kwetu kila siku na uongeze lolote kama unalo kuhusu maneno haya ya kwetu.
Karibuni sana...
Habarini za muda huu wana wa chit chat.........
Kama Nilivyoongea Juzi kati kwenye Ile Thread niliyoianzisha kuhusu kukutana wana JF-Dar Wing, Inayoelezea maboresho yetu;
Hivyo Basi nikiwa Kama...
Katika kupitia mabandiko na michango ya wadau mbalimbali JF nimevutika kuangalia ni vipi michango hiyo inapokelewa na wasomao. Kilichonishangaza ni pattern hii:
Katika mabandiko ni nadra sana...
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