Hello everyone I am Roseana from Australia.
I am internet marketer and entrepreneur.
I am the admin of Total Victory Team Africa.
Feel free to drop by and visit my group...
Baba anamuuliza mwanae hee! Alfajiri yote hii mbn unawahi shuleni? MTOTO: mwalimu wa bagia leo anakuja asubuhi nikichelewa nitakuta zimeisha. BABA: pumbavu sio kuwahi masomo bali bagia? MTOTO...
Mwizi Alibomoa nyumba
akaingia kwenye stoo akaona vinyama
kwenye kibakuli vilivyokauka,
akaonja kimoja akasikia ni
kitamu kina Chumvi! Akafurahi akakaa
chini akala vyote, alipomaliza...
Jamaa wawili walikutana kwenye kituo cha basi wakafanya mazungumzo. Mmoja aling'ang'nia kuzungumzia kero za familia yake hatimaye mwenzake akasema " Unadhani familia yako ina matatizo?" Basi...
Jamaa ana tatizo kaingia kwa Daktari ikawa kama ifuatavyo,,Jamaa: Dokta nina tatizo huku sirini,Daktari : Hebu vua nguo tuone,Jamaa: sawa navua ila naomba usicheke, pliz dkt usicheke.Daktari ...
Nimeota kuna jamaa mmoja amefariki tunaaga maiti yake. Ghafla maiti ikasimama. Watu tulistuka. Akachukua fimbo bwana akaanza kucharaza watu viboko.
Sasa najaribu kuwaza maiti ya kiislamu...
Mzungu ni genius jamani, wala msibishe, unachukua mamilioni Afrika wewe mwenyewe unaenda yaweka kwa Mzungu, kisha Mzungu anayachukua anakuja kukukopesha kwa riba kubwa hadi deni la Taifa linafikia...
Asante mod kwa kututatulia tatizo lililotokea kwa mke wangu kipenzi Marry Hunbig.
Nina mashtaka kwa mwenyekiti wa mausiano na ndoa hapa chit chat. Baba V umeanzisha thread ukiuliza yaliyomkuta...
Habari wana JF Popote Pale Mlipo, Nawasalimu.
Ama Baada ya Salamu Nina Machache ya kuwakumbusha kuhusu WHITE PARTY,
Kumbukeni Party Yetu ni Tarehe 26 January, Lakini mpaka Muda huu Idadi ya...
Wadau muda si mrefu kuna Thread inayokwenda kwa heading ya 'Maskini mjomba Chimbuvu' imefungwa ghafla bila sababu ya msingi, na kinachotia hofu zaidi ni kufungwa ambako kumekuja baada ya...
Police Officer
A police officer was patrolling
the highway when he sees a guy
tied up to a tree, crying. The
officer stops and approaches the
guy. "What's going on here?", he
asks. The guy...
Tukiwa kwenye maandalizi ya harusi yangu na ma switie stevoh,nimepokea kwa mshtuko BAN ya mjomba Chimbuvu!!!
Sijui harusi itakuwaje thatha,daah!!
COPY TO Madame B Mamndenyi Vin Diesel Donn...
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