Baada ya kukaa kama kamati mimi na Arabela leo tumemruhusu Arushaone kurudi nyumbani kuungana na mkewe halali Blaki Womani.
Kwa kweli tumefaidi............, na tmemrudisha mzimaaa na safe from...
Wana JF.
Habari za kazi na poleni na majukumu. Naombeni kuwauliza hivi nyie shughuli zenu za kuenda maisha yenu mnazifanya sasa ngapi na muda gani.
Kila siku mpo humu mie nikisafiri nikirudi...
Jmn naomben msaada wap/sehem gani (hotel au eneo) ambapo kuna wasichana/wanawake wanajiuza (malaya) kwa hapa mwanza
nina shida nao nataka kukamilisha Research yangu
msaada tafadhal!
Jamani nimeingia jf hivi karibuni tu lakini kuna kitu kimenikera. Hivi kwa nini hawa wanaume wa kihaya wana majivuno namna hiyo. Mara utamsikia sipendi mwanamke anayeishi uswahilini mara hujui...
Husband bought 12 underwear of the same colour for his wife, the wife protested,'why you bought same colour people might think Am not changing it' Husband asked which people???, the lady is...
Taarifa zilizovuja ni kwamba makahaba wa nchi nzima wameamua kufanya maandamano siku ya ijumaa kupinga ushoga nchini lengo ni kuhofia biashara yao itakuwa matatani kama ushoga utapata nafasi kwani...
Wapendanao walienda lizo mkoani MWANZA , waliamua kujipumzisha katika HOTELi ilioyo
Kua karibu na ZIWA , MUME alipenda sana Kuvua Samaki wakati MKE yeye Hupendelea
Kukaa Chini na Kujisomea Story...
Msichana mrembo alikua hajisikii vyema katika daladala iliyojaa kupita kiasi. akamwomba msaada wa siti kwa kijana mmoja aliyekaa.
Jamaa akamwambia njoo tu nikupakate maana sitoweza kusimama...
PESA PESA PESA. Kanisani zinaitwa zaka/sadaka.Kwenye magari zinaitwa nauli. Ukitaka kumtoa mtu mahakamani zinaitwa dhamana. Ukizitoa kwa kukutwa na kosa zinaitwa rushwa/takrima. Msibani...
CLASSIC:-
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Jiandae kesho tuna safari ya kikazi.
[SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
Mume wangu kesho nitasafari na boss
kikazi.
[HUSBAND TO GIRLFRIEND]
kesho wife wangu anasafiri,kuwa...
kuna jamaa alitoka sumbawanga akaja dar kuroga.
akafika PPF tower,akawa amesimama mble ya jengo mahali penye mlango wa lift,mara wakaingia watu watatu,msichan mmoja na wanaume wawili,baada ya dk...
Sasa nadhani ule mjadala usiokuwa na tija kwenye nchi yetu umepatiwa ufumbuzi. Manake ukiangalia kushoto unaulizwa "jiulize kwanza tupo wangapi" ukimuona mhindi anacheka "mpo wangapi" ilikuwa full...
A dog asks a cat "How come I've
never seen you cats making love
in public?" The cat replies, "Do you
want humans to steal our style
like they did yours?"
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