JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Wahenga walisema mke wa mtu sumu.Wakimahanisha kuwa mwanamke aliye kwisha olewa na yupo ndani ya ndoa ajahachika bado.Endapo ukatokea kumpenda na akapendeka kwako na kutoka nje ya ndoa yake pia...
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kanumba na sharobaro wanamuliza sajuki 'vipi mwenzetu mbona umekuja mapema ivi ndo kwanza mwanzo wa mwaka?. Sajuki alichowajibu 'nimewaletea ving'amuzi'...... to be continue hahaha
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Salamu wakuu, poleni kwa shughuli, onyo kwa memba wapya wanaoingia humu ndani. Mmekuta maisha yetu mazuri tuuuu hatuna stress wala mawaaa ila mmekuja mnatuchafulia hali ya hewa mimi kama mimi...
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Life is multidamentioned that is from no where else. Why most of 3rd world countries such as Tanzania Faced poor and bad life to their citizens? This is due to the factos contributy to the...
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Ni aje wakuu, don't know where else to post this. Alright. Kusudi la hii thread ni ku post mysterious, strange, weird facts about life, nature and aliens - a kind of discovery channel. can't...
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Kwanza kabisa ningependa kuwasalimu na kuwatakia ijumaa njema. Kama nilivyoeleza kwenye kichwa cha habari hapo juu uzalendo wetu umepotea kbs zamani kulikuwa na ushirikiano mkubwa sana hasa ktk...
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Nchi hii ambayo ilikuwa "Fomdi" mnamo "wan naintiin sixte fo(11964), mie nakwambia Kwa sasa inatisha Kwa Rekodi Za Vituko Kwenye kadunia ketu.. Unaambiwa wamekanasa kakijana kadogo, miaka 24...
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Sina Jinsi, Tulioenda nao Tanga ndo wanajua ninachomaanisha COPY KWA: Daktari wangu PakaJimmy, mratibu Preta, Wifi marejesho, Mpenzi Arushaone, KOKUTONA, Smile, watu8, Mwanyasi, Filipo, Arabela...
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Majamaa wa3 walikuwa wanabishana nan kati yao wa3 nan ------ zaid. Jamaa1:mimi nilikuwa ------ kuanzia chekechea jamaa2;we kwel chizi mi nimeanza tangu cijaanza kucoma...
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Mimi naomba kuuliza swali.Hivi kweli kama hujaona kanisani, barabarani, kazini, mitaaani etc unaweza kumuona umpendae huku kwenye love connect?Kwa kweli maisha yamebadilika.Tunaelekea wapi jamani!
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Napenda kuchukua nafasi hii kuwasalimu wana CHIT-CHAT hawali ya yote ningependa kusema mungu yu mwema ametuchagua kwenye kipindi kingine 2013. Mazungumzo yangu ya leo yatajikita ktk salamu na...
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Salaamun ndugu zangu ma bibi na mabwana wa jukwaa hili,vijana kwa wazee walio oa/olewa Pia na ambao hawajaoa/kuolewa,wadogo kwa wakubwa. Kwa wale mnaofuatilia habari katika media mtakuwa...
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Mamboz jaman chit chat inahusika na nini hasa???naona kuna babaà mama mkwe nkiki hik?nsije post vingine nkatolewa mbio buree au na mume tapata humu humu
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sipati hata usingzi hapa kelele za jirani anapigwa na mkewe,ful kidume kupiga kelele. wadau nipeni kampan ucku upite.
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Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is...
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mimi jf uwa napenda kusoma coment tu! ukijua huna shida ya kuja jf jokes maana kila sehemu ni jokes sasa hii nimeipata jukwaa la burudani faceboo,facebook,twitter na blogs za kibongo sijaona...
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Nauchukia mziki wa bongo, nachukia media nyingi za bongo. Maswali mengi yatajijenga vichwani mwenu, kujiuliza kwanini nimeamua kuandika waraka huu kwenu; Mapresenter njaa. Labda nianze na hadithi...
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Jana nilikaa mahali nikigonga menyu, baada ya kula nikasikia mwenye kibanda akimwambia mhudumu............hapo nadai chips kuku............ Niliwaza sana kwamba je anataka niwarudishie zile chips...
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Katika maisha ya binaadamu kuna starehe nyingi sana,na watu hutofautiana katika hili,lakini kuna starehe ya watu wengi ambayo haipingiki kwa watu,kwangu mimi starehe kubwa ni mpira,ila unamkuta...
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Someone sent this to me.. WE UNAJIONA UNA WIVU?? Mzee 1 alikuwa anaumwa kansa, MTOTO :baba mbona doctor Anasema una kansa ila watu wanaokuja kukuona hospital unawaambia una "Ukimwi?" Baba...
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