ni maisha yamechagua ivyo au ni uzembe wenu tu??
kwa nn mdada (wasichana) unakua na kitambi aise...
huna hata mtt wa dawa...tumbo kule...
mnakula nn??
au mani*?? zimewazidi?
sasa baba...
The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his Wife Ann; "...this time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the President of the United
States". After Mitt's...
Mara nyingi binadamu tunapoteza muda kwa kujua au bila kujijua,mfano mdogo ni mimi niliyepoteza miaka minne nikisubiria msichana amalize masomo ili nifunge naye ndoa.Kilichonipata ni kuachwa na...
Nape na ccm ni kama Kupe na Ng'ombe1:
Ng'ombe anachinjwa Kupe hana habari!
Ng'ombe anachunwa Kupe hana habari!
Ngozi inawambwa Kupe hana habari!
Ngozi ikianza kukauka kupe ndo anastuka!
Alaa...
:israel:Teja ........alikutana na mzungu............. mambo yakawa hivi:---
Teja ..........I love you
Mzungu ......I love you too
Teja........... I love you three
Mzungu huku akishanga...... what...
Wana wa bodi habari zenyu.
Nasikitika kuwakosa wadau wangu kwa takriban siku 4 sasa.
Masiku ya nyuma ilikua nikija hapa Nrb, sikua napata tatizo lolote la kimtandao kuipata Jf nikiwa natumia...
Imagine if oil is discoverd in
Kisumu,how will luos name
their children?
1. Oil Driller Ochuodho
2. Petrolina Auma
3. Akinyi Kenol Kobil
4. Ofuta Mali Yetu
5. Diesel Del Japolo
6. K-Gas...
Jana nikiwa kazini mara nikamuona sharo-b mmoja katinga t-shirt yake iliyochorwa fuvu la mtu akiwa amechuchumaa kuonyesha ana-fart. Kuna maandishi yameandikwa
'SILENT BUT DEADLY'.
Ikanikumbusha...
Ni ijumaa.....w/end.....maisha yenyewe ndo haya....kila leo bora ya jana....wayiiii.....njoo tuweke shida chini tunyanyue mikono
juu.....vinywaji vyote vimepoa.....karibu.....
Ahadi ni kawaida kwa binadamu hilo ufahamu lakini utekelezwaji wa ahadi wahitaji wakati na bahati.
Ebu tupia ahadi uliyowahi kuahidiwa na mpenzi wako, kiongozi wako yeyote, mzazi, rafiki, ndugu...
The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his Wife Ann; "...this time tomorrow night, you'll be....sleeping with the President of the United States".
After Mitt's...
hii nimeikopi fesibuku nikaipesti huku.... Boflo ndo mtu wa kwanza kuja akilini baada ya kuisoma...
Hapo zamani kulikuwa na Chura alie ishi
pembezoni mwa Ziwa peke yake kwa miaka
mingi...
Mama anampa kichapo mwanae kwa kutofautiana lugha kisha anamsikitikia ilikuwa hivi:
Mama - Mwanangu hebu kaniletee kijiko cha chai kabatini.
Mtoto - Sawa Mama.
(baada ya muda...)
Mama - Hicho...
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