JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Mwizi acha atoe mpya mahakamani baada yakusomewa mashtaka yake yanayomkabili kuhusu wizi wa "SIMU" basi akapewa nafac ya kujitetea na mambo yakawa hivi; MTUHUMIWA; mm nilikua napita zangu sina...
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Ulishawahi kuhesabu ni matonge mangapi yanakufanya ushibe?. kama umepiga pasi ndefu halafu ukapata ugali utapiga matonge mangapi ya nguvu?. mimi huwa napiga matonge 18. hakuna baunsa wa njaa hii...
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wakuu i wanna knw if u had or are having an affair whether married,engaged or just the normal relationship. I hope u wudnt mind telling hw the affair went for ya..Did u get caught?or did u just...
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Hivi hii Diwali ni kila mwezi....? tuwe tunataarifiwa basi.....khaaa!....we Boflo hebu nipe ratiba Diwali ni lini na lini....roho yangu isije kuacha mwili....najua unaishi uhindini.....
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A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little...
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Hey guys, just thought I'd compile a list of my top 20 evergreen love songs, 20 might be much, but they're just that many. I'll never tire of them, they'll be there to offer comfort, to sing...
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Wenye uwezo najua wikiendi inawakoma huko town, i wish i was in town. Kazi zingine ahaah................... hapa niko job, kesho pia dah ...............
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Yaani sa hv ndo nimefika nyumbani kutoka ofcn napokelewa na giza umeme umekatika,kupika na kwenyewe nimechoka,hakuna hata mtu wa kunipokea,dah.....
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lete majina ya bar au pub yachekeshayo njia ya tandale kuna shikamoo bar imepakana na marahaba bar , mburahati kuna simba kapakatwa pub! lete
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naomba orodha ya sehemu muruwa kwa ajili ya kula honey moon ndani ya arusha. KWA HISANI YA MTU WA TANZANIA
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BADILI TABIA Habari zenu wana JF popote mlipo. Kama nilivyowaahidi wiki iliyopita. Katika kipindi cha leo, tutakuwa na BADILI TABIA mjengoni ambaye baada ya kunizungusha sana, hatimaye amekubali...
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Ya kuchemshwa na hii kitu natural wapi na wapi? Nothing added! Pita pita yangu wiki iliyopita nilikutana na kitu adimu baada ya mmoja kunitoa ushamba kwamba hapa ndio kitu natural badala ya ile...
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Kila siku najiluza swa hili, hivi kwa nini mwanaume akitembea na bosi wake wa kike mwishowe kazi huharibika tofauti na wasichana wanapotembea na mabosi zao wa kiume?
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happy birthday to nyamayao, namshukuru sana Mwenyezi Mungu kwa kunipa uzima/afya tele mpaka leo hii nagonga miaka kadhaa chini ya hili jua, ups and downs kibao lakini amenipa ujasiri wa...
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Lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Pombe si mali lakini ni mali kauli Usiige kama kichwa chako ni nazi Nyooosha mikono juu kama unapenda unazi LOH! kESHo sIku ya KAzi laKINI MAisha yaendeleeeee...
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I really don't know how you guys always feel when you are chatting with someone you just met and you found yourself doing all the asking? In the wake of that, How do you feel at such moment? To...
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Nimefurahi kupata taarifa kuwa kwa sasa Serikali imewabana wawekezaji na hivyo wanalipa mrahaba 4% badala ya 3% (kwa precius metal) tuliyokuwa tunalalamikia.
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Wale wadada wanaochonga sana humu chit chart, saa hizi weshafichwa na waume zao, kwishnehi, hakuna hata mmoja online. kutwa kuchapa umbea humu saa hizi kimyaaa.... Chezea wanaume nyie.. Mida...
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nikianza na mimi,nikibaki na 100 million nachanganyikiwa kwa mawazo naona niko broke
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