Mwlm alikuwa anafundisha mada ya vitendawili,akamwambia juma tega kitendawili..JUMA:kitendawili?WANAFUNZI:tega.JUMA:nivue nguo nikupe utamu?MWALIMU:mshenzi sana nani kakufundisha vitendawili vya...
A man called his law firm and asked the receptionist if he could speak to his lawyer, Mr. Smith. She replied that she was sorry, but his lawyer was dead. The next day the man called again...
A VERY TOUCHING STORY*
A boy was walking home from school, he saw a lost puppy, he bent down to touch it, then he picked it up and touched it, he touched it again, he walks home and...
Mzungu mmoja alifika benki na nyani wake, akaenda kumfunga sehemu walipokuwa wamekaa kikundi cha waafrika akawaambia "Embu mchungeni ndugu yenu huyu", na yeye akaingia benki.
Wale waafrika...
Can I Borrow $5?
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.
SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'
MUM: 'Yeah sure...
Mmojawapo ya vitu vinavyonifanya nisiwe "stable" kiuchumi ni utegemezi wa "extended family". Kuna wadogo zangu, wazazi, wajomba, mama wadogo nk. Mizinga ni mengi mno. Yani usiposaidia maneno mengi...
"Baby naomba unicredit vocha ya elfu 10, na ukija hostel usisahau kuja na chips kuku mzima be coz nipo na friends zangu, afu nadaiwa laki tatu nilikopa mpenzi wangu na plz sweet naomba uniongezee...
Luv is a gamble, Sex is a game
Boys do the f***ing, girls get the blame
One nite of pleasure, nine months of pain
One day in hospital, n junior needs a name
Mwaka ndio hivyoo unaisha na mimi wakati nipo A-town nilishindwa kukutana na wenzangu kutokana na sababu zilizokua njee ya uwezo wangu. Lakini juzi niliona wivu baada ya kuona siredi ya wana wa...
Wasalaam. Nawakaribisha sana kwenye birthday yangu leo saa 2 usiku kwenye ukumbi wa Vatican- Sinza. Kuna vyakula vya kutosha kama kitimoto pamoja na vinywaji kama bia, gongo, viroba, nk. Mademu...
Kila mtu alishawahi kujamba....unajiskiaje ukijamba? raha eeh? unazijua aina za vijambo?
Hamisiii...hiki kina mlio mwembambaaa sauti ya kwanza mara nyingi ni cha kulazimisha hivi ukizubaa...
Baada ya kuahidi kukaa mbali na mali za watu, hatimaye nimeamua kumsamehe dogo Arushaone na kumruhusu kurudi ndani ya mjengo wa JeiEfu.
Karibu tena dogo ila kaa mbali na mali za watu.
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