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Kiingereza ni janga la kimataifa sio tu kwa Wetu sie wabantu, hata wathungu wenyewe. Hebu sikiliza huyu Mjerumani"OETTINGER REDE": Kumbe Mulugo alijitahidi.
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Binafsi sijawahi ku tweet. Wewe je?
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Baada ya jana wana CC kula bata la kutosha..nawakaribisha supu ..karibuni..
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Samahani kama taarifa imerudiwa. ila napenda kuwataarifu kwa wale tuliokuwa tunaisubiria hii season, jamaa wameanza kuirusha tena. enjoy. for torrent download tembelea hapa Download Nikita...
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Ninayo furaha nyingi kukuandikia thread hii ya kukupongeza na kukupa pole Emerald wangu Erotica kwa kujifungua salama mapacha wa kike Trophina na Triphonia wiki ya mwanzo ya mwezi uliopita...
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His mother or wife? Mother: my son must obey me unless he did nt suck my breast for 1 yr Wife: he sucks mine now &sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking Mother: i carried him for 9...
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Weraaaa weraaaa.....la mgambo limelia.....asiye na mwana abebe jiwe...... mmmmmh.....ni ule wakati mwingine tena wa mwisho wa mwaka......JF HQ .a.k.a watalii...a.k.a wazee wa kula bata.....a.k.a...
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Life was very simple when Apple and Blackberry were only fruits......!!!
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Hi wadau wa Moro ,mzee wa Tandahimba ameingia baada ya kuishi Tanga kwa almost 10 months na kuishia kucheza mdumange na baikoko sasa nimekuja Moro nipokeeni na mnijuze life liko vipi kikubwa zaidi...
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Kama kuna sehemu mwanafunzi hasau hata awe kilaza mmojawapo ni "USE & DIUSE OF ORGAN/BODY PARTS" ktk somo la biology. Je, unamkumbuka mwl wako wa somo hilo? Ni kwa nini watu hawasau hiyo sehemu?
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Kama upo hapa sema nikiona jina lako halipo naanza kupata na wasiwasi
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Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a first night in a hotel, so they go back to mom and dad’s for the night stay. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he going...
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Baba mmoja aliona mkewe amepunguza mapenzi kwake, hii ni baada ya mke wake kujifungua mtoto. basi akaamua kutafuta sumu ya kumuua mtoto, akaamka mapema akampaka mke wake ile sumu kwenye matiti...
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mtu mdaku hata afungiwe ndani ya pia atatika tu kusudi asikike lol ngoja niwapeni kaumbea katamu siwez hata kulala nako.! hawa bibie snowhite na cacico waliwah kushare mshedede hadi wa ka...
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Zaburi 121 1 Nitayainua macho yangu niitazame milima, Msaada wangu utatoka wapi? 2 Msaada wangu u katika Bwana, Aliyezifanya mbingu na nchi. 3 Asiuache mguu wako usogezwe; Asisinzie...
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Daktari moja bingwa wa magonjwa ya moyo alifariki dunia, watu kutaka kumuenzi wakamchoingea jeneza lenye umbo la moyo. Watu wakiwa msibani mara akatokea rafiki yake na marehemu, jamaa alipoona...
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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette packet? Smoking is...
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Jamaa mmoja alienda kwa mganga ili mpododo wake usimame. Mganga akamwandikia wimbo wa Taifa akampa! Jamaa akauliza sa hi ndo dawa? Mganga akajibu we ***** nn? Wimbo wa taifa unamsimamisha hadi...
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