JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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its not a joke though in jokes forum, may be its udaku. sijawahi amini kama unaweza pata pesa mtandaoni, hebu bofya hapa chini na wewe ujipatie haya maujanja.BOFYA HAPA . walisema kizuri kula na...
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Ni kitu gani kinakukera au kinakufurahisha Dar es Salaam usiku?
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Msibishe, ukweli ni kuwa "kunguru kala nyama" na "nyama kala kunguru" ni kitu kile kile tu. Katoto kamoja kakike kalikuwa na tabia ya kumsimulia baba yake kila anaporudi toka kazini mambo yote...
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Wanajamvi!:director: Hivi ingekuwaje kama BAO la KUT*MBANA lingekuwa Linatoa mlio kama wa BUNDUKI?? PAAAA!Nahisi Tungekuwa VIZIWI Dunia Nzima. Kwa sababu usiku kelele za Mabao tusingelala...
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Habari wana JF?? Kwa kuwa kumeibuka mtindo wa kukimbilia kwenye vyombo vya habari kutafuta ndugu hasa wanapokuwa na umaarufu (Mfano baba Diamond alikimbilia magazetini kumtafuta mtoto wake ambaye...
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kakumbuka kumbe kuna homework ya kufanya!!!
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Jamani "NYUMA" raha ! asikwambie mtu. "NYUMA" rahaaa wacha nipasifie, nisipo pasifia atapasifia nani tena mwenye kuujua vizuri utamu wa "NYUMA" ?. Hebu fikiria Soda ilikuwa Tsh 250, Sukari robo...
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Ndugu yetu mpendwa Ciello AMENASA JUMLA JUMLA KWA WAUZA SAMAKI WA MWANZA!!!!!! CHEZEYA MIDOLLARI YA FISH WEYE!!!!!! Habari za kiintelijensia zimethibitisha kuwa Kijana mmoja aneitwa Mzee si kwa...
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Hivi jamani unaweza oa mwanamke aalfu ukawa mabli nae alafu kukawa na usalam,(asichakachue) Kwa mfano Unarudi nyumbani kila baaada ya siku 90 -180 na ukirudi nyumbani unakaa siku 4 tu, alfu...
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Which Is The Romantic City In The World? Answer: It's Dar-es-Salaam, B'ze People have "candle light dinner" almost every evening.. Thanx 2 tAnesCO!!
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Luv is a gamble, Sex is a game Boys do the ****ing, girls get the blame One nute of pleasure, nine months of pain One dy in hospital, n junior needs a name
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COPY; Asprin Arabela Baba V BAGAH Bishanga Blaki Womani BADILI TABIA cacico Ciello charminglady Dark City Erickb52 Filipo figganigga FP Lily Flower Mungi Preta LiverpoolFC Mamndenyi Judgement...
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Oh math, you so silly :pound:... any one ameelewa hii T-shirt imeandikwa nini..?
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1.the averaga man's orgasm lasts for six seconds,the average girl's orgasm lasts for 23 seconds 2.women are the most horny between the age of 27 & 45 3.study showed fat men lasts longer in...
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Je wewe unawasmake, Ipo sana hii campaign inafanana na ile ya miaka minne nyuma ya Obama, Wanaitumia kule kenya ........ ! Natafuta girl anayewasmake na mimi...........!
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Nahisi Muda ya kuanzisha familia umewadia. Alhamdulillah nashkuru mwenyezi mungu kwa kunipa pumzi hadi muda huu. Mungu Ni Mwema. Allah Is Gr8! Sent from my BlackBerry 9300 using JamiiForums
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A dietician was once addressing a large audience. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be...
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vpaji sio tu kwenye bongo fleva,soccer,siasa n.k,hata kwenye social network kama hizi au vp fungukeni bac..!
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Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltter be in the rghit pclae...
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ukifika usikuu umapenda uote ndoto gani??
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