Poleni na majukumu wapendwa. Nahitaji msaada, nahitaji jinsi ya kupata habari za Itv kwenye YouTube. Wao huwa wanasema unaweza kufuatilia habari zao kwenye WWW.youtubu.com/itvtz, mfano nahitaji...
Unaunyonya kwa mapozi mpaka unacmama na kuuingiza kwenye 2ndu na kuanza kazi ukiwa unaingiza na kutoa. AISEEEE KUSHONA NGUO NA SINDANO YA MKONO KAZI !!!!!!! Je wanajamii unaonaje ????????
Kuna mmasai alipeleka redio kwa fundi
fundi alipoifungua mende walitoka katika redio
mmasai alisema uku akihamaki KAMATA HIYO TANGASAJI
YA REDIO INATAKA TOROKA.
Zamani ugolo walikuwa wanabwia kina bibi,eti siku hizi vijana ndio wameona fashion na wao wanaona ndio ujanja kubwia ugolo,ukimkuta domo kakunja anashindwa hata kuongea,kutema mate kama mjamzito...
1. Kama hela haioti kwenye miti kwa nini Bank zina matawi?
2. Kwa nini gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake?
3. Kama tunatakiwa tusiendeshe gari wakati tumekunywa(kulewa) kwa nini bar kuna parking...
Ni kweli kwamba mimi platozoom ni kijana na kwamba dada yangu toka nitoke ni gfsonwin na mume wake ni Kaizer....Halafu Ronnie m ni mpwa wangu kwa maana ya kwamba ni mtoto halali wa dada yangu...
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge...
PSYCHOLOGIST & LAWYER
A guy asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl answered with a loud voice;
I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!
All the students in...
alikuwepo kijana mmoja mgeni town,alipokuwa akicheza na wenzake walitukana tusi,******* alipokwenda nyumbani alimuliza mama yake maana yake akamwambia maana yake ni wageni.siku ya pili alikwenda...
Ndugu zangu naombeni msaada wa haraka,na ushauri namna ya kudeal na huyu mtu mwenye hii namba..
Kanipigia kwenye namba yangu ya Voda asubuhi sana ,sauti ya mwanadada(ila ana claim kuwa ni...
MME:ofis ye2 imeungua,wafanyakaz wote wamekfa
MKE:imekuaje ukapona?
MME:nilkuwa jiran na ofis nakunya
MKE:vp kuhus familia za wafiwa
MME:watalpwa mil 20 kwa kila1
MKE:unaona sasa kunya kunya...
Aisee ukimwi hauwezi kuisha bongo hii. Kuna gest inaitwa umoja gest house ipo nyuma ya kituo cha police mabatini, malaya wamechukua rums hapo kumekuwa ni danguro, ukifika tu unatoa elf mbili yako...
ALEXANDER POPE-ISM To err is human, to forgive bovine.
ANARCHISM You have two cows. The cows decide you have no right to do anything with their milk and leave to form their own society...
Habari Ukiwa kama ndugu,jamaa na rafiki yangu,Napenda kukukaribisha kwenye kikao changu cha kwanza kitakachofanyika sigara club chang'ombe 28/11/2012,Nahitaji mchango wako wa hali na mali...
nakutafta kila mtaa sikupat cm hazipokelewi pm hazijibiwi lakini bado nakupenda bado moyo wangu hautaki kukukosa nakupenda sana uoneehuruma moyo wangu unavyoteseka
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