Natafuta mke mwenye sifa zifuatazo;
- uzoefu wa masuala ya ndoa usiopungua miaka saba
-awe alishawahi kuolewa na kuachika kwa wanaume wasiopungua walau wawili,
-aoneshe walau ma refarii wawili...
....hivi nifanyeje ili niweze kuwaelewa wanawake? Maana tangu nikiwa mdogo nilikuwa nasikia kauli hii: "wanaume wa siku hizi ni waongo, bora wa zamani". Hata leo hii sentensi hii hii ninaisikia...
Siku za karibuni kumekuwepo na kitu amabcho kinaonekana ni janga lingine la kitaifa nacho ni Watanzania (na wakaazi wengine wa dunia) kusitisha matumizi ya akili katika masuala ya msingi.
Ni juma...
Once you find symptoms of CCMonia sickness,immediately swallow Chademaquine tablets U will be cured.Chademaquine tablets are all over the country.If illness persist consult Dr.Slaa..!
Mzigo mpya wakanga umeingia!
1. Waliopiga mabomu, Mungu atawahukumu.
2. Bora uwe mkarimu, kama Sheikh Msellem.
3. Hebu usiwe hasidi, kama Balozi Seif Ali Iddi.
4. Wapiga watu kwa sifa, kama...
Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt
tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit...
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see...
Habari wana jf, me na Madame B tulikuwa tunauguliwa na baba yetu, anaumwa kansa ya tumbo kwa mda sasa, sasa leo tumepigiwa cm asubuhi sana kuwa amezidiwa sana, hapa tupo njiani tunaenda mbezi...
Wengi mwanzoni walikuwa wanajua kuwa Filipo ni mtu wa jukwaa la siasa, lakini baada ya kufahamiana na marejesho na sweetlady amebadilika kabisa, na alishaacha hata kuripoti matukio "Live" ya...
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash or check?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a Modem for a Internet in her purse.
"So, do you always...
Hey afrodenzi upo wapi dear nimekumiss sana yaani kupita maelezo sijakutia machoni kitambo sana nini kimekusibu... hebu niambie jamani pengine naweza saidia kwa uwezo wa kamba yangu pls hebu...
Habari za majukumu wana JF wenzangu?
Hii ishu imekaa kiutani na kiudaku udaku vile japo nasikia ni Kitu ya kweli!
Jamani kama ni kweli naombeni mtujuze ambao hatujazaliwa zamani na kujua...
What is the sweetest thing in
this world?
a. Kissing
b. Eating chocolates
c. Alcohol
d. Smoking weed
e. Having money
f. Knowing God
g. Getting married
h. Having babies
i. Having peace...
Kitu Preta, kitu sweetlady, kitu marejesho hahaaaaaaaaa!
Wacha nikachukue likizo ya uzazi nikasherekee
Kuanzia sasa nimefuta mpango wa kumtafuta Ayumi, mjomba wangu Preta nitakuagiza mahali...
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