JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Natoa ofa kwa mtu yeyote yule kuniuliza swali lolote lile ambalo jibu lake halijaandikwa, halijachorwa au kujibiwa mahali popote pale nami nitamjibu kwa ufasaha uliotukuka. Offer kama hizi ni mara...
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Wadau wa jukwa lengwa la Jf Chit-Chat! Hebu tutazameni na majina yetu,kuna haja ya mmoja kwenda off? Nasubiria maoni yenu wadau wa jukwaa tajwa! Kwani Mi naona makengeza vile!
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Address: Ephesians 1:20 Phone: Romans 10:13 Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because...
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Undugu na Urafiki wa humu JF NI WA KI DIGITAL,ULE WA KI ANALOGY UPO FACEBOOK.
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Graduating school of Journalism last friday was one thing, exposure was another. Kazi yangu ya kwanza imetoka kwenye gazeti la The African, ukurasa wa 68, cover story ya michezo. Though there is...
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Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?" Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour."
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Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?" Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"
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A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you...
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"... "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all...
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"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad...
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if My father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly,” I’d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?" Husband to wife: "Yes, We...
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me To give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's...
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People Born in •January- Bold and alert •Febuary- Lucky and loyal •March- Naughty and genius •April- Caring and strong •May- Loving and practical •June- Romantic and Curious •July-...
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Our Birth is our Opening Balance Our Death is our Closing Balance Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities Our Creative Ideas are our Assets Heart is our Current Asset Soul is our Fixed Asset...
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Mzee mmoja wa Kichaga ambaye alikuwa mkali sana kwa binti yake anaamka asubuhi nakupata taarifa kwamba binti yake ana mimba! Mzee wa Kichaga: "Irua mbe, nitauwa mtu kweli. Yewe Manka, nakwenda...
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