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This is a warning. Never force children to pray. At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer... Little Boy : But i don’t know how to pray Dad- Just pray for your family...
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Denti mmoja mkoani tanga amempiga biti DC baada ya kumtamkia kuwa endambo atamfu alie mpa mimba atajiua mbele yake..source magazetini
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Kauawa Kamanda baro hamjajadili wala kulaani! Kachinjwa Pc Saidi Z,bar hamkujadili wala nini ila akifa mtu mwingine ni mi thread kibaaaao! hivi hao walonyang'anywa uhai wao je?!
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MEN CAN'T WIN ... If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is...
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Photos by C6 kwa ruhusa ya mzee Mtambuzi (mwenye suti)
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Jamaa alienda kuposa kwa Mzee Mmoja. Mzee: Yaani ww umekuja Kuposa huku Unatafuna BigG? Si dharau hiyo! Jamaa: Natoa harufu ya sigara. Mzee:Unasemaje? Unavuta sigara pia!? Jamaa...
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Kule japan ambapo ndio kuna viwanda mbona sikusikia kuna foleni ya magari kama huku kwetu Bongo au Wajapan hawa uwez wa kununua magari huko kwao?
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naomba niwakabizi zawadi zenu wana chitchat zingine zinakuja
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Habari zenu kwa mpigo!..
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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son...
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Muda fulani nilikuwa nikijivinjari kijibaridi hapa Coco huku natembea huku na kule kila baada ya hatua mbili watu wamebebana, wengine wako mchangani yaani ni shaghala baghala Aisee kuwe na...
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Jamaa kaamka asubuhi sana Jumamosi, mvua inanyesha kang'ang'ania kuwa anaenda ofisini. Kawasha gari yake, kufika njiani hali ilikuwa mbaya kaamua kurudi. Kafika home kavua nguo kaingia tena...
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{MGONJWA}:Haya mganga,yule Beberu ambaye hajawahi kula mazao kwenye shamba la watu ndo huyu na Jogoo mwenye umri wa miaka miwili na nusu huyu hapa,fanya mambo unitibu ugonjwa wangu. {MGANGA WA...
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Kuna visichana viwili vya kizungu kila siku jioni vinapitaga hapa kitaani kwangu vikiwa vimepanda farasi jike. Kwa hiyo nahitaji farasi dume haraka kwa kuwa najua atajenga urafiki na yule farasi...
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Kuna usemi kwamba siku ya mwisho tunaenda Mbinguni, hatutaishi hapa Duniani ANGALIZO: 1. Tutapishana na Yesu/Mungu? coz wanasema yesu akija...... 2. Huko mbinguni hakuna dunia nyingine. Kama haipo...
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Alikuacha mmeoana au vibuti
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Salary bwana is almost contrary to Inflation!!!
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Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, 'You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to...
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Nimesimama kwenye daladala asubuhi moja huku ucngizi ukidai haki yake ya kumalizika...Nackia mdada akilia kwenye redio eti 'baba katuma hela ya ada wamekata'--> sasa kwani baba yako ndo anamiliki...
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