Kwa mara ya kwanza kutembelea dar nikitokea Arusha baadh ya mambo yalinishangaza pale mwenyeji wangu alipokuwa akinielezea mambo ya waswahili
1.Et weng wanapenda kuonekana wamekula...
Nilipata simulizi hii kutoka kwa rafiki yangu.
Polisi watatu waliokuwa lindoni usiku wa manane walilikamata gari moja lililokuwa na mali ya wizi, baada ya kulisimamisha mwenye mali alishuka na...
Napendekeza kwamba mshindi wa mwezi uliopo awe anaingia mojakwamoja kwenye shindano la mwezi ujao kwa ajili ya kutetea taji lake. Kwa hiyo mchakato uwe ni kumtafuta mrembo mmoja tu atakayepambana...
Mm nlifikiri CHADEMA wakorofi bungeni tu kumbe mpaka Hotelini!
Jana wakati wanakula:
WENJE:Mwongozo wa mwenye Hotel, chumvi haitoshi.
MNYIKA:Taarifa Mheshimiwa! Mchuzi unaonekana wa jana siungi...
AMRI 10 ZA KUIKOMBOA TANZANIA KUTOKA KWA WAKOLONI WEUSI. 1. Usiwakumbatie waovu kama Kikwete.
2. Usiwe mwizi kama Lowassa
3. usiwe mwongo kama Makamba.
4. Usiwe mnafiki kama Rostam
5...
U SEE SOMEONE'S PICTURE ON FACEBOOK N U SAVE IT
ON YA PHONE, YA FRIEND ASKS "WHO IS THIS
BEAUTIFUL GAL" N U SAY "MA WOMAN DAT O. GOD IS
WATCHING U
HE BOUGHT U BB PORCHE N PAID 4 UR BRAZILIAN...
Ilikuwa asubuhi na mapemaa jua linchomozaee...
Nikapokea Pm kutoka kwa C6 kwamba mida flani atakuwa mitaa ya town posta ivi..
Basi mi bila hiyana nikamwambia karibu sana msukuma huyu na namba...
A guy asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!. All the students in the library started...
Kuna mwanafunzi alikuwa wa mwisho kwenye mtihani, wazazi walikasirika sana! Walipomuuliza kwa nini umekuwa wa mwisho, akawajibu: anayekuwaga wa mwisho hakufanya mtihani. Wazazi wakabaki midomo wazi.
1. John pombe magufuli = John Beer Locks
2. Mama Mwanamwema shema = Mama Goodson Shein
3. Zitto Kabwe = Heavy Kabwe
4. ukiwaona ditopile = If you see them Ditopile
5. shukuru Kawambwa = Thanks...
Tsup brother n sister ni wakati mwingine tena wa kubadilishina vi2 vyetu,
mimi ma best movie z bleach ya anord schwazznagger uzinduzi wake bado ila mi nimeiona kwenye ndoto,ni bonge moja la movie...
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