JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Hko kijijin kuna mzee mmoja alienda kanisan akiwa amejiandaa kwa wk zima sadaka ya sh. 200 kumbe hpo kanisan et hawana kawaida ya kutoa salaf, kwao ni noti tu i mean kuanzia 500,1000,2000,5000 ama...
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Nitakwenda kwenye fiesta... Nimefikiria ka kina sio kukurupuka nimeamua nitakuwepo kwenye viwanja vya lidaz kujirusha kwenye tamasha la fiesta....cant imagine nakwenda ona vile vitoto vibiichi na...
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.[MUME]:Wife mi naona unanizingua,nimechoka kuishi na wewe,nabeba begi langu naenda kwa nyumbani kwa mama yangu.[MKE]:Ebo,tabu ya nini,mimi mwenyewe mama yangu yuko hai,nami naenda nyumbani kwa...
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binocular to look at things on the ground where he/she come from?
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PASTOR:"Bwana asifiweeee!" WAUMINI:"Ameeeen." PASTOR:"Haya,tafadhalini sasa toeni;iPad,tablet na simu zenu,ingieni google msearch Yohana 3:16 msome.Pia washeni bluetooth zenu ili muweze kupokea...
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Uwi ko mlongo vangu? Nifuna kukujambusa. Ngati ufuna kugega mgosi,jovai. Amba kunyumba...kota kutama kumbwani mwaka woha
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Jamaa kaenda hospital akiwa na matatizo ya ugonjwa wa moyo, dokta baada ya kumchunguza akabaini moyo haufai. Dokta akaamuwa kumfanyia operation na kufanikiwa kuondowa kabisa tatizo lake. Baada ya...
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Jamaa mmoja aliibiwa simu kwenye daladala, ila kutokana na utozi wake (usharobaro) akaona aibu kumwambia jirani yake aibeep ili ajue inalilia wapi. Basi akamwambia dereva wa dala dala "hebu...
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Maswali na Majibu Darasani: Mwalimu(Mtanzania Halisi: Leo tutajifunza hesabu za sehemu. Tunaanza na Juma. Enhe, Kiazi tukikikata katikati tunapata nini?(anakikata kiazi sehemu mbili zilizo sawa)...
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ndugu zangu wanachit chat ni nyimbo gani unayoipenda? Au inakuliwaza ukiisikiliza? Mi napenda: Nikita - Elton John Sacrifice - Elton John Lady in Red - Chris De Burgh.
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*Kondakta akipandishwa cheo anakuwa dereva. *Shemasi akipandishwa cheo anakuwa mchungaji. *Mwalimu akipandishwa cheo anakuwa Headteacher. *Nurse akipandishwa cheo anakuwa doctor. *Naibu wa waziri...
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Mwalimu alikuwa anafundisha somo la Geography bahati mbaya chaki ikadondoka chini hivyo akaona ainame na kuiokota mara akajamba kwa kuona aibu kwa wanafunzi akatoka darasani na kurudi nyumbani...
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Hi Ladies, Mamas & Totos inayofuraha kukuletea New Collection ya nursing scarf Zinapatikana katika style na rangi tofauti . Ni kwa ajili ya wamama/wadada wanaonyonyesha ukitaka kwenda na wakati...
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Baaada ya kumaliza Likizo yangu niliyopewa kwa uonevu,sasa nimerudi kwa nguvu mpya,Mlo mpya,kushiba kule kule....
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Nilipomuuliza anamaanisha nini akasema kuna mashosti wake wanammezea mate wa ubavu wake, na ameona hii ndio njia nzuri yakufikisha ujumbe. Unajua ni nani......????
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Piga namba hii uone maajabu ya VODACOM *141*0766285321*10000#.
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Siku zinakatika, yamebaki masaa tu. Sina kampani, nipo nipo tu. Nani anaenda anipe kampani?
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Wapendwa wana chit chat kuna huyu memba anaejiita Arushaone .......daaaah jamani sio mchoyo wa kutoa like......hebu na tumpe hongera zake manake hana mpinzani chit chat na majukwaa mengine kwa...
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Mwalimu alimwuliza ruttashobolwa, "ukiwa mkubwa unataka kufanya nini?" ruttashobolwa akajibu, "nataka nimwoe mke mrembo, tuwe tunaogelea pamoja, niwe nikifanya mapenzi nae mara tatu kwa siku, niwe...
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A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate,then he took another one then a man next to him said"do u know that chocolate will damage your teeth" the boy replied "my grandfather lived 132yrs". The man...
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