JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Mzee mmoja alikwenda mjini kumtembelea mtoto wake, baada ya kufika jioni kikaandaliwa chakula mzee alikula sana ghafla akasikia mama anamwambia Juma"hebu mletee babu yako tishu"mzee kusikia...
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Leo ni jumamoc ck ambayo mama kulwa hataisahau maishan baada ya kumfma mmewe kitandani na dada yake wa damu(wifi yake) wakila MARAHA. . . . Baada ya kuona hvy mama kulwa aliishia kusema. ."Mme...
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mi yanayonifurahisha sana ni: mchaga hazikwi dar dudu washa hutaki unaacha kiboko yenu..............
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Bwana Karabi alifunga ndoa na Bi. Kezia , hivi majuzi . Katika hali isiyo ya kawaida wanandoa hao jana wameamua kuachana. Pakalazimika kuitishwa kikao miongoni mwa wanafamilia toka pande zao...
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Tabia gani hiyo ya kuhonga honga mwanaume asifiwi kwa kuhonga anasifiwa kwa uwajibikaji katika family Asprin Njoo umfunde mwenzio sijamtia machoni toka Idd
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Nimekumbwa na matatizo mengi ya ujana mpaka nikapata msongo wa mawazo kiasi cha kutaka kuji RIP. Nahitaji mtu wa kuongea naye anitoe katika hali hii, la sivyo mtanipoteza humu JF for good. nyumba...
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Nakuwaza sana mlimbwende, hayapatikani majibu Ni kwanini usinipende,sipati sababu kukupenda wewe katu sitakoma,CL unanipagawisha Nimejaribu kukuforget,ndio kwanza nakuwaza Ingawaje kanishauli...
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Ni swali ambalo wengi wetu tumelitumia/tunaendelea kulitumia tunapokuwa tunataka kuanzisha mahusiano. Hebu kwa mtazamo wako na uzoefu wako itolee maelezo hii picha
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Jaman natangaza nia kwa mwanadada Snow white, kuthibitisha hilo nataka nimvishe kabisa pete hii...
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Je kweli wajua wakti wako haswa wa kulala au wajua wakit wako haswa wa kpanda kitandan. . . . ? Mana kna w2 hsema "mi nalala sa 4" Je kwl huwa kalala ucngz
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Binti: Mama nina mimba... Mama: Shenzi kabisa!, haya imekuwaje na tokea lini? Binti: Bahati mbaya , ni ajali tu mama. Mama: Pumbafu zako,unataka kusema ulikuwa unatembea tu barabarani ndo...
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Unapotaka kutafsiri namba yako ya simu tumia tarakimu nne za mwisho kwani hizi ndizo namba pekee ambazo ni tafauti na za watu wengine katika mtandao mmoja. Jumlisha tarakimu hizo nne hadi ufikie...
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Leo nimemtembelea kifungon zubedayo akiwa kifungon angependa kusikia Sauti ya Mahabuba wake na wanachit chat wote, line tajwa hapo juu itakuwa Wazi kuanzia saa Tatu kamili asubuh hii,atapokea simu...
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Ndugu zanguni penye wengi pana mengi, naamini hili ndiyo maana nimekuja kwenu kuomba msaada: Naomba kujua supermarket yeyote kubwa iliyopo hapa Dar es salaam na eneo ambayo hiyo supermarket ipo...
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Leo ni jumamoc ni ck ambyo mama kulwa hataisahau maishan baada ya kumkuta mme wake yuko kitandan na mdg wake wa dam(yan wifi yake) wakila MARAHA bada ya kuona hvyo mama kulwa aliishia kusema"Mme...
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Jiulize,kifo cha Yesu na cha Kanumba kpi kimeugusa zaid moyo wako,alafu jipime we ni mkristo au mkanumba? Na kati ya Lulu na Yuda nani ana dhambi kubwa Jib ili nijue ukifa roho yako...
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A king who did not believe in the goodness of God, had a slave who, in all circumstances, said: My king, do not be discouraged, because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes! One day they...
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kipi bora kuumia au kushusha mzigoo??? umelala unaamka unamkuta mtu hivi itakuwaje?
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mvute kwako awe wako mileleee na yale madeni yafanye yawe yako milele.love him tenderly mpende Mr Tanzanite
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A mother is 21 years older than her child. 6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child. question Where is the father?
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