A child asked his teacher "Aunty if I add Omo and Ariel detergent powder, will it still produce bubbles?" "Of course it will still produce bubbles. They are both washing powder...what a stupid...
Nimekanyaga hii ardhi hapa nategemea makamanda wangu mnao ishi huku mnipokee, kikao kitakua pale kwa mromboo. . .msiwe kama wa moshi walivyonichomesha mahindi nikapata hasira nikawachomea ndafu ya...
Nianze kwa ,
Thanks God my health proceedin well .
Kama sikosei kila member ana vyanzo vyake vya ku'produce Thrade.
Kwangu mie hua nazalisha Thrade kufuatia matukio nikumbananayo due my daily...
Who really owns a man?
His mother or wife?
Mother:- my son must obey me
unless he didn't suck my breast
for 1 year,
Wife:- He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yr and
is...
habari za asubuhi mabibi na mabwana katika jamvi hili.
jaman naombeni ushauri. nimepata kazi katika miji tajwa hapo juu. tabora na kigoma. mimi binafsi sijawahi kuishi wala kupita katika mji wa...
Asante Mungu kwa cku njema hii uliyoifanya ambayo ni ck ambayo nilizaliwa na leo nimetimiza miaka kadhaa uhimidiwe mwenyenzi Mungu wa Mbinguni kwa familia yangu na marafiki zangu uwalinde na...
In Ancient times, in England before People having Sex, they needed Special Permission 4m the King. People when got Permission used to hang a Playcard on their Doors which said: "Fornication Under...
Woman: I had sex with only 4 boyz in my entire life and U had it with 16 girlz, still everybody calls me a BITCH and U a REAL MAN, A winner..! why..?
Man: it's because, when a Lock is Opened by...
Don Mangi ndo huyo keshakata tiketi ya dar xpress ya saa moja, nitakuwepo mjini moshi vi siku viwili vitatu. . .wana jf wa moshi tuwasiliane. . .nina hela za kutumbua. . Good times!
Mtoto mmoja kule kijijini alikuwa amepewa chakula na mama yake. Chakula chenyewe kilikuwa wali sasa mama akamsikia mtoto wake analia akamuuliza kwanini unalia mtoto akamwambia naomba chakula. mama...
WAKUJA: Shkamoo mwenye duka
MWENYEDUKA: Marahaba karibu unataka nini.
WAKUJA: NImeambiwa unauza TV za rangi
MWENYEDUKA: Haswa hili duka kubwa bwana, kila kitu cha electronics kiko hapa...
nipo town kuna bonge la fujo ile mbaya posta wametoa stemp mpya mbele zina picha ya k*ma na nyuma zina picha ya mk**du wateja wamechanganyikiwa walambe wapi ili wabandike stamp
Boy: I luv u girl n I want u 2
be my babe.
Girl: I accept but no sex
bcos I want 2 keep my
body 4 my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for money bcos I want
to save it for my...
Ilikua zamu ya mke mdogo kula malavidavi,pamoja na mlio wa kitanda kilichoelemewa na mpambano mkali kati ya mke mdogo na mume pia ilisikika sauti laini toka kwa mke mdogo "aaaaah oooh mmmh...
Mtoto wa kiume alikuwa anaoga na baba yake, ghafla akateleza akataka kuanguka akajishika kwenye ..... ya baba yake, baba yake akamwambia unabahati sana mwananhu sijui kama aungekuwa unaoga na mama...
Baunsa wa night club alienda kutibiwa mgongo kwa doctor. Doctor baada ya vipimo akamuuliza baunsa ilikuwaje mpaka akapata mshtuko wa uti wa mgongo.BAUNSA;Nilipoingia ndani asubuhi nikitokea...
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