A guy asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!. All the students in the library started...
JIWEKE KWENYE NAFASI YA MZAZI HALAFU SOMA KIPANDE HIKI
KIJANA mmoja aliweka kipande cha karatasi chenye ujumbe chumbani kwa madingi zake kikiwa na haya yafuatayo;
Baba na mama ni matumaini...
Hii kali..... watu wengi walio kwenye ndoa husevu namba za wapenzi wao wa nje kwa majina ya ajabu ajabu,siku moja jamaa kaacha simu mezani kaenda kuoga, mara demu wake wa nje akapiga, mkewe...
1.Ukipata demu anaitwa ROSE,MUHANDO with care...
2.Dem anamwambia jamaa wake, "Nakupenda ila mambo ngono sahau.ntafanya na mme atakayenioa."Jamaa nae anamwambia, "ni sawa ila nawe mambo ya...
This is beautiful. Read it to the end the message is awesome!!! I have really remembered this thing today, let's share my friends!!
By T. D. Jakes
There are people who can walk away from you...
Zuzu alipiga simu hospitali ya wagonjwa wa akili, akapokelewa na mfanyakazi wa mapokezi.
Zuzu: Nataka kujua kama chumba namba 17 kina mtu.
Dada wa mapokezi: Subiri niangalie.
Zuzu: Sawa.
Dada...
Maadam nimehakikishiwa na mtumishi wa Mungu huyu na nabii aliyebarikiwa,
Kuwa ulabu siyo tu ni mzuri kwa afya ya binadamu, bali pia ni kadawa magonjwa mengi (sijui na ka Ukimwi?) Source?
Na...
zilikua ni siku ngumu sana kwangu kupita bila kusikia kitu chochote kutoka kwa judgement jaman, huyu kaka sijui kanipa nini kila muda ilikua ni kumuwaza yeye... lakini cha kustukiza nlivorudi...
Ninakoelekea naona nikubaya.
Ni nani anayeweza kunifanya nikamsahau CHAMInglady? Yupo kweli?ina maana atakuwa ni zaidi ya CL!? Sidhani aise eti St. Paka Mweusi , Arabela Madame B Ruhazwe JR...
WASWAHILI siku zote
husema hujafa
hujaumbika! Ukweli wa
usemi huu unatimia
unapomwona mtu
huyu.
Ungemwona miaka 13
iliyopita ungeshangaa,
lakini leo mtu aliyeitwa
mstaarabu, bondia wa...
"Naamua kujinyonga kwa sababu mke wangu ameamua kuendeleza uhusiano wa kimapenzi na dereva wa bodaboda licha ya jitihahada zangu za kumkataza kuachana na kijana huyo"-Alphonce Kaselema mkazi wa...
Inafunguliwa rasmi leo maeneo ya Tabata Ubaya Ubaya.....
Naomba mniunge mkono wana JF, ndio nimeanza mchakato wa kujiajiri ili kuondokana na umasikini.
Nyama choma, ndizi choma, na mchemsho wa...
Aisee!....Usipime!
Maumivu ninayoyapata kukukosa cl ni noma,Napoteza hamu ya kula,mapigo ya moyo yamechenge,kwa sasa siwezi tena kudrive,nikisema nilale sipat usingiz,nikisinzia ni muda mfupi sana...
Anaitwa Yummy mara ya mwisho alivaa gauni lenye rangi mbili nyeusi na nyeupe naambatanisha picha yake, iliyopigwa muda mfupi kabla hajatoweka, picha hii ilipigwa wakati akiingia club na baada ya...
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