JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started...
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JIWEKE KWENYE NAFASI YA MZAZI HALAFU SOMA KIPANDE HIKI KIJANA mmoja aliweka kipande cha karatasi chenye ujumbe chumbani kwa madingi zake kikiwa na haya yafuatayo; Baba na mama ni matumaini...
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Hii kali..... watu wengi walio kwenye ndoa husevu namba za wapenzi wao wa nje kwa majina ya ajabu ajabu,siku moja jamaa kaacha simu mezani kaenda kuoga, mara demu wake wa nje akapiga, mkewe...
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1.Ukipata demu anaitwa ROSE,MUHANDO with care... 2.Dem anamwambia jamaa wake, "Nakupenda ila mambo ngono sahau.ntafanya na mme atakayenioa."Jamaa nae anamwambia, "ni sawa ila nawe mambo ya...
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*Nitakupa tulia *Atakupa mbele *Utapewa nyuma *Nitakupa nikikaa Vizuri *Ngoja isimame nikupe *Subiri asimamishe nikupe *Hivi nilivyokaa nitakupaje? *Utapewa tulia *Nimempa hapa mbele...
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This is beautiful. Read it to the end…the message is awesome!!! I have really remembered this thing today, let's share my friends!! By T. D. Jakes There are people who can walk away from you...
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kuna jamaa huwa hapendagi xana makelele na ndo mana akikaa peke yake anackiliza empty CD.WW JE, UKIWA HUPENDI KELELE UNAFANYAJE?
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Zuzu alipiga simu hospitali ya wagonjwa wa akili, akapokelewa na mfanyakazi wa mapokezi. Zuzu: Nataka kujua kama chumba namba 17 kina mtu. Dada wa mapokezi: Subiri niangalie. Zuzu: Sawa. Dada...
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Maadam nimehakikishiwa na mtumishi wa Mungu huyu na nabii aliyebarikiwa, Kuwa ulabu siyo tu ni mzuri kwa afya ya binadamu, bali pia ni kadawa magonjwa mengi (sijui na ka Ukimwi?) Source? Na...
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Hakika wanajijua!
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zilikua ni siku ngumu sana kwangu kupita bila kusikia kitu chochote kutoka kwa judgement jaman, huyu kaka sijui kanipa nini kila muda ilikua ni kumuwaza yeye... lakini cha kustukiza nlivorudi...
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Ninakoelekea naona nikubaya. Ni nani anayeweza kunifanya nikamsahau CHAMInglady? Yupo kweli?ina maana atakuwa ni zaidi ya CL!? Sidhani aise eti St. Paka Mweusi , Arabela Madame B Ruhazwe JR...
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WASWAHILI siku zote husema hujafa hujaumbika! Ukweli wa usemi huu unatimia unapomwona mtu huyu. Ungemwona miaka 13 iliyopita ungeshangaa, lakini leo mtu aliyeitwa mstaarabu, bondia wa...
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mume alirudi nyumbani ghafla akakuta mkewwe amelala na kijana mmoja kitandani kwake ,akamuuliza mambo gani haya mke wng mke akajib;huyu kijana nimemkuta sokoni anaomba chakula nikamleta nyumbani...
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twende hukuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu:busu:busu:busu:busu:busu:busu
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"Naamua kujinyonga kwa sababu mke wangu ameamua kuendeleza uhusiano wa kimapenzi na dereva wa bodaboda licha ya jitihahada zangu za kumkataza kuachana na kijana huyo"-Alphonce Kaselema mkazi wa...
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Inafunguliwa rasmi leo maeneo ya Tabata Ubaya Ubaya..... Naomba mniunge mkono wana JF, ndio nimeanza mchakato wa kujiajiri ili kuondokana na umasikini. Nyama choma, ndizi choma, na mchemsho wa...
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Je? Ni kweli mwanafunzi bora anatokana na mwalimu au akili yake!
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Aisee!....Usipime! Maumivu ninayoyapata kukukosa cl ni noma,Napoteza hamu ya kula,mapigo ya moyo yamechenge,kwa sasa siwezi tena kudrive,nikisema nilale sipat usingiz,nikisinzia ni muda mfupi sana...
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Anaitwa Yummy mara ya mwisho alivaa gauni lenye rangi mbili nyeusi na nyeupe naambatanisha picha yake, iliyopigwa muda mfupi kabla hajatoweka, picha hii ilipigwa wakati akiingia club na baada ya...
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