JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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A DOWRY is the property either Money, Goods or Estate whereby a Woman bring to the marriage. It contrast with bride price which is paid by the groom or his family to the bride's parents, and a...
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A dog ask a cat: Why do u always hide when you are making love? Cat replies: you want people to steal my style like they stole yours? NEVER!
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Wewe unaesoma hapa, awali nitangulize neno - Hali yako my fellow member! . Kisha nikuulize hivi :- Wewe aidha ni Mkaka au Mdada uko na maisha ya kawaida, haya ya mahitaji makubwa kuliko kipato...
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A plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes... Meanwhile there were 5 people on board. The 1st person was Messi and he said: "You know I'm the world's best footballer...
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Aisee wanaJF wenzangu ninaomba tujadiliane kuhusu hii kitu kuhusu mademu wa Arusha na Dar wepi wakali zaid na wenye Swagga za ukweli.......?
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Hubu tupia Jina na mahali alipo mkaanga chips na kuku maarufu jijini Dar es salaam. 1.Facebook -Msasani 2.American chips - Kinondoni 3. 4. Sent from my BlackBerry 9780 using JamiiForums
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mume: kauliza unajua kirefu cha WIFE? mke:ndio ni "Without Information, Fighting Everytime!" mume: hapana darling, inamaanisha "With Idiot For Ever!" nani yuko sahihi?
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1970: NIPENDE LAKINI USINIGUSE. 1980: NIGUSE LAKINI USINIBUSU. 1990: NIBUSU LAKINI USIFANYE KITU KINGINE CHOCHOTE. 2000: FANYA KILA KITU LAKINI USIMWAMBIE MTU YEYOTE. 2011: FANYA KILA KITU LA...
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A simple celebration, a gathering of friends, here is wishing you a great happiness, a joy that never ends! May your birthday be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter love and...
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Binti: Hello baba, Baba: Sema binti yangu Binti: Nimempenda huyu mlinzi wa hapa nyumbani, nimeamua kutoroka nikaolewe nae. Baba: Pumbafu kweli wewe unadhani ntashtuka? Safari njema na...
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Nishampata wa kulishana naye ugoro................... Ole wenu mpeleke umbea kwa mama Ngina.......................... Patachimbika mbaya..........
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haya wadau I hope raia wa Babati hawakosekani humu, kesho natia maguu huko, please nipokeeni, nipeni information kama nitarajie nini huko, (ndo nitafika kwa mara ya kwanza) wapi nijirushe baada ya...
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Sina muda mrefu hapa JF. Napata shida sana kuhusu mambo mengi. Kwa mfano, kama nachangia mada ya mtu halafu nataka kumjulisha huyo mleta mada kwamba nimechangia, ntamjulishaje? Kuna mada nilitoa...
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NAtamani kuwe na link ya kupakua MaMisosi..Duuuuuuuu.itakuwa raha sna. Au mnaxemaje!!!
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Wakulu wangwe na vijukuu kwa mpigo marahaba. Huyu mazee ODM anataraji kwenda maeneo ambayo laptop hairuhusiwi kufika na ikifika ukiiwasha haiwaki. Ukileta ukaidi ukang'angana kuiwasha screen...
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Jamani natoa angalizo kwa wanunuaji wa tshirt kusoma maandishi ya kwenye tshirt kabla ya kununua sababu mnaonekana vituko mtaani hasa wanaonunua mitumba
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Swali Dogo lakini Kubwa.. Mfano:KUNYA ingekuwa tamthilia, leo ingekuwa sehemu ya ngapi Kwako?!
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Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks ........ "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway...
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WanaChit-Chat kama wewe ni mwanaume kama mimi na hujaoa basi kaa ukijua ukitalala na mwanamke nyumbani kwako tarehe 25 kuamkia 26 tutahesabu huyo ni mkeo, nawewe mwanamke ambaye hujaolewa ukilala...
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Baba mmoja alikuwa mkali sana si kwa mke wake tu, bali hata kwa watoto wake. Bahati nzuri au mbaya alikuwa akienda kuoga llazima aanze na haja kubwa kwanza then ndo anaoga, na alipendelea kuoga...
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