ni wiki ya pili sasa nachunguza mwenendo wake umebadilika kabisa na nyinyi wanacc mtakubaliana na mimi,kwa hoja hii kwamba akija humu hakai wala hasalimii anakuja kutoa like haraka af anasepa, kwa...
jamaa mmoja alimpa mimba mtoto wa mchaga,yule jamaa akaenda kwa baba wa msichana akamwambia "mzee bint yako akijifungua mtoto wa kiume nakupa milioni 700 pamoja na ng'ombe,bt akijifungua wa kike...
Never trust a woman:
1. who can open beer bottle with her
teeth.
2. who has few or no female friends
3. who never wears skirts
4. who is always txting but when you
accidentally...
Kwenu wachoyo mpaka mkimeza mate mnajificha.......! Kwenu ni slow learners mpaka mlirudia sunday school...! Tv yenu ni ndogo hadi usain bolt akikimbia anamalizia mbio kwa jirani....! Kwenu...
ukiona mwafrica anajichubua basi anajaribu kuukana uafrica! sasa mkiona na mimi humu nimepiga hodi, mjue nimepakimbia jukwaa la siasa! hali zenyu banaaa
Baada ya kupotea kwa muda mrefu nimerudi tena wapendwa wangu....nilikuwa mwana mpotevu,..lkn xaxa najua kuwa MUACHA ASILI MTUMWA!...niliwamisi xana ol da tym dat ckupost ki2 wala kutoa mchango...
hivi jamani labda mi ndio sina akili
hawa wasanii wanaoongoza kwa matanuzi na anasa mjini wakitembelea magari ya kifahari leo hii wanaitisha tamasha la
kutaka wanajamii wachange pesa ili...
Hapa chini, ni e-mail ambayo niliipata more than Five Years ago! It was one of the most funny email. Ilikuwa ni very funny coz' wengi walikubaliana na maelezo yaliyomo...what about you?! Do You...
Wana wa bodi, habari zenyu.
Ni hivi recently nilishusha hoja hapa jamvi, but haikupatiwa enough results.
Leo nimejiongeza niilete kama hoja "specific"
Kwakua nilipoileta awali nilikua...
Before Marriage
Boy: I have been waiting for dis day.
Gal: Do u want me 2 leave?
Boy: NO!!!
Gal: Do u love me?
Boy: Of course!
Gal: will u ever cheat on me?
Boy: Never in my life!
Gal: Will u...
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