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Jamaa baada ya kugundulika kuwa ni yeye aliyempa mimba mtoto aliamua kwenda kujisalimisha kwa wazazi wa mwanamke JAMAA:Shikamoo baba,mimi ndiye niliyempa mimba binti yako lakini siwezi kumuoa ila...
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Sometimes I'm an angel, sometimes I'm cruel, But when it comes to love I'm just another fool. I thought you'd be the first girl To prove to me that not all girls are the same But really what you...
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Mdai (Lender): “Leo sikubali, ni lazima unipe hela yangu, lasivyo patachimbika hapa..” Mdaiwa (Payer): “Bora nife tu kwa kujiua ili niepukane na deni lako”. Mdaiwa akachukua kisu na kujichoma...
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Kutokana na vitabu vya dini kusema "Mungu akaona kila kitu alichokifanya, na tazama ni chema sana" na mojawapo ya alichofanya ni kuumba "BANGI" je ni sahihi serikali kurundika watu magerezani kwa...
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A Book for all MEN to understand WOMEN....
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Tcher mmoja wa vichaaa liwapeleka wnafunzi wake baharini warilax,chizi m1 akawa amejitenga na wenzie ,tcher akamuuliz,we vip mbona umekaa peke yako? chzi akajibu napiga hesabuhii bahari ingekuwa...
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Kuna mgambo alimkamata mmasai kwa kosa la kukojoa mahali ambapo haparuhusiwi hivyo basi akamtoza mmasai elfu tano,mmsai akatoa elfu kumi kuona vile akamwambia sina chenji we kojoa tena
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Huu wimbo unahusika sana aisee daaaah!!
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Guy Sebastian - Who's That Girl - YouTube I was on the mic Doin' my thing on a friday night Had the floor burning up just right Everybody was bumpin', the club was jumping Suddenly, you...
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1.kameruni-------ushoga 2.kuulimboka--------kutesa 3.mabwepande..........sehemu ambayo umepigiwa masuburi-----------nakalio 4 ... ongezeni niliyosahau
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habari zenu wana jamvi,nimerudi jamvini baada ya kupewa likizo na invisibo..sasa imeisha Nimerud.
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jamani hawa Mmbu wanauma kaaah..humu ndani kama shamba la Mmbu..usiku mwema jamani.
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Basi bana...mimi si jana usiku nikaota eti nimekua jogoo, e bana mitetea ilinikoma,niliikimbiza...wakati nataka tu kuumpanda mmoja, nikashtuka...kumbe ilikua asubuhi natakiwa...
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Mwl. Mnoko - huyu alikuwa akikukuta na kosa ni bakola, hakuna msamaha Mwl. Consumer - huyu alikuwa mwl wa commerce, ilikuwa hazipiti dakika mbili bila kutaja neno consumaer Mwl. Bunsen Banner...
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Yabainika hana miaka miwili....akutwa amechanganyikiwa makaburini..yadaiwa freemason wanatataka chao.... siyo sikuzote unaandika wenzako tu,nawewe leo zamu yako
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Jamaa alikuwa na mke wa rafiki yake gest, ghafla simu ya mdada ikaita. MDADA: Haloo , ok, sawa, alaaaa , ok have a nice time jamani msalimie mwambie na mimi mnitoe out siku moja. Ok sweety, miss...
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Habari zenu wapendwa, mungu akipenda leo nitakuwa huko.
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Raha jipe mwenyewe. PASSION'S ALACHI - YouTube
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Jamaa kakutana na sister du kwenye mitandao ya kijamii,yeye upo UK demu yupo dar,wamechat,kuzoeana na kuwa kama wapenzi bila kuonana na kufahamiana.Wakapanga mipango ya kuonana uso kwa uso...
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