JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Mtoto wa kike kaanza kukuwa akaota mavuzi akamfata mama yake na kumueleza,"mama nimeota magoya huku chini" mama akacheka kidogo kupotezea akamwambia hiyo sehemu inaitwa MONKEY. Kwenye chakula cha...
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Mdada na mkaka walikuwa wanapita madukani, si mdada akakiona kiatu kimoja kizuri, bei alfu stini. MDADA: Mdada mweee kiatu kizuri ningekuwa sijasahau hela nyumbani ningekinunua, ninunulie...
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Habari za siku nyingi my dears? Ningependa tu kujua tu,hivi ni lazima kwa watu walio kwenye relationship(not married neither engaged) kuambizana leo nimepata salary?is it an obligation?if...
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Wadada wajf Natafuta gal wa kuchat nae tonight through sms....kwa ambaye yupo interested ani-pm then ntamtumia no.yangu ya simu
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Wakati watu wanagombania kupanda kwenye daladala za mbagala kama ilivyo kawaida, babu mmoja akawa ameingia kwa ulaini akapata siti,..mara konda anamuuliza babu' unalia nini sasa' babu akamwambia...
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UMEPITA KARIBU NA ATM, UNAKUTA IMEKOROFISHA INAMWAGA MANOTI HOVYO JE? a) Utampigia simu meneja wa benki b) Utatatafuta rambo ujisevie c) Utaenda kuwaita watu wengine nao wachukue d)...
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A first-gradeteacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister...
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hebu nambie we mwanachit chat unafanya nini saiv? me ndo kwanza naenda zangu mkesha kanisani!!!!! we je?
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I don't know how 'am writing this thread......................Wapi Erickb52, Asprin, papaa Bishanga, the sober shemale Kongosho 'ma former wife charminglady.. cacico the lady in da haus, Mphamvu...
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Mrembo mmoja alipokea cm ya namba ngeni na mazungumzo yakawa hivi ;- NAMBA NGENI: hallow, una boyfriend..?? MREMBO: ndio ninae kwn wee nan ?? NAMBA NGENI: mimi baba ako kumbe una boyfriend...
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A man died in a horrible fire.The mortician thought it was George,but he needed somebody to make a positive identification.The task fell to George's two best friends: Joe and Ally. Joe:"He's...
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Kuna ushahidi usio shaka kwamba mambo mengi ya kigaidi na uchonganishi yanayofanywa na Chadema kila kukicha nyuma yake yanamkono wa wazungu sita kutoka nje ( majina kwasasa tayari ninayo)...
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Inatia moyo jinsi watanzania wavyojituma kutangaza mambo yanayofanyika humu nchini. Nimefurahishwa na kasi kubwa ya maendeleo katika kubuni vitendea kazi kwa kutumia SIDO. Nimeona hadi combine...
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Leo yani sijui vipi. Nina hamu kinoma....NB: mimi ni He!
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Jamani nataka nitume documents original kutoka Tz kwenda Europe.....je ni njia ipi inayoaminika. Ninavyofahamu DHL inajulikana sana,ila sijui ofisi zao hapa Tanzania especially dar es salaam na...
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Uzuri wa mwanamke sura, kwanini? Fanya tafiti.....
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John: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? John: The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
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Mgonjwa wa akili alikuwa hospitali anaandika barua.Daktari akamuuliza "unamuandikia nani barua?" Chizi akajibu "Najiandikia mwenyewe." Daktari akaanza kucheka na kumwambia "Haya nieleze barua...
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Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili boss asigundue.mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine hivyo kuhisi kuna mchezo...
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Mrembo kapokea simu namba ngeni, sikia maongezi. Simu: Hello mtoto mzuri, una boifrendi? Mrembo: Ndiyo, ninaye! Kwani we nani? Simu (sauti ikabadilika): Mimi babako, kumbe una boifrendi...
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