JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Yaani we acha tu!
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I just want someone I can spend with this weekend. Tule bata tu. Kitanda kisihusishwe lakini
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Ni mgomo wa madaktari umemuathiri au kapigwa ban? Maana si kawaida!
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Baba mbunge wanasema wewe hauji lakini wewe umekuja kabisa. Nashukuru sana mgeni wa heshima mbunge wetu kwa sababu ulihaidi kunya hapa ukaharisha, ukahaidi kunya hapa tena ukaharisha tena...
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Nani yupo available twende zetu sabasaba kesho. Bishanga, cacico, Erickb52, Kaizer, gfsonwin rogi, at wooote mliopo are you people available kesho mnipe kampan?
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sio makosa yako ni mavituz yaliyomo
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ahahahahahahahaha....... mbona hucheki?
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Nilikuwa nawaza maisha yalivyo magumu.....ghafla nacheck kwenye screen nakutana na like ya The queen of JF Moderators Roulette kwenye post yangu..........ghafla nikahisi kijoto fulani kinapita...
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Wana JF are also inclusive kwa sababu you know much concerning the state Matters. 1.) Omba Wabunge wachawi wote wadhoofike na uchawi wao uwarejee wenyewe. Ikibidi wafe. 2.) Piga Dua ya...
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wana JF nikiwa pale TRA maeneo ya Mwenge nakutana na kioja cha mwaka! nilikuwa nimetinga hapo siku ya J3 tarehe 02/07 kurenew Road Licence ya kijibajaji changu tukiwa kwenye foleni ya kuelekea...
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Padri na sister walikuwa wanasafiri wakafika sehemu fluani ikawa ni usiku,ikawabidi waende kulala guest. Kufika guest vyumba vimejaa kimebaki kimoja tu! wakaamua kulala pamoja ila wakajitenga...
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"Google; I' have everything!" "Facebook; I' know everybody!" "Internet; Without me, you all are nothing. "Electricity; Keep talking, bitches.
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Mama na mwanae walikuwa ndani ya tax usiku wakapitishwa mitaa ambyo kuna wanawake wanaojiuza kukawa na mazungumzo hvi mtoto:mama hao watu walio cmama pembezon mwa bara2 wanafanya nn...
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Jamaa kaingia chuo katikati ya simesta kaishiwa akamuandikia baba yake barua. 'Chuoni mambo mazuri sana, kuna maajabu hapa maprofesa hapa wamegundua njia ya kufundisha mbwa kuongea, mlete Bobi...
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kama kawaida yao uko uswazi,juzi walinitia mkali kiasi cha kushindwa kuwanyaka vizuri ma'ke waliniacha hoi kidogo nusura nijikimambi baada ya kunyimwa albino wangu nikaambae na noha uku nikishusha...
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wadau heshma kubwa ziwaendee leo nimetimiza rasmi mwaka tangu niwe active member wa forum hii. Hata nililiifahamu jukwaa hili mwaka mmoja nyuma na nilikuwa naingia humu kama guest. Hakika jf...
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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a...
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Thomas & Macho went for an interview. Thomas went to school & Macho didn't! So Thomas was being interviewed first. Interviewer: When were computers invented? Thomas: In 1910 & improved in1980...
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Mangi kakamatwa na askari.alipofika kituoni mambo yalikuwa ivi. Askari ...unaitwa nani? Mchaga ... Mboya afande! Askari... Wacha kufanya utani na chombo cha usalama.untaja sehemu zangu za...
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mbali na CAT nini lingine umeona...
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