JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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kuna mwanamke m1 alimuuliza mumewe et umetembea kimapenz na wanawake wangp? mumewe akajibu wengi sn kama nywele za kachw changu...mkewe akafunga virago akaepa kufika njiana kakumbuka mumewe ana...
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TEACHER:"Kasim! why do you always come to school late?" KASIM:"Teacher i come to school late so that when i die people will call me the late Kasim"
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Mheshimiwa spika.. Jimbo langu.Umeme hakuna,maji hakuna.barabara mbovu... Wananchi wanakula mlo mmoja...lakini Naunga mkono Hoja mia kwa mia..
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Wadada wa kichaga wanaenda na wakati, zamani ukimgusa chuchu anasema YESU NA MALIA, Siku hizi eti AMBILIKILE MWASAPILE...
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Jamaa kapata kimwana Temeke, ili am impress akaendesha gari lake hadi Kunduchi wakakaa kando ya bahari mahaba mazito yalifuatiwa na unywaji hatimae kulala, kabla ya kulala mdada akasema; MDADA...
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Teacher: Ok class, let’s show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far this year! Let’s do comparisons…So I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest.. [students nod] Teacher...
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Mgonjwa wa akili alikuwa hospitali anaandika barua.Daktari akamuuliza "unamuandikia nani barua?" Chizi akajibu "Najiandikia mwenyewe." Daktari akaanza kucheka na kumwambia "Haya nieleze barua...
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Jamaa alisahau kuzima simu akiwa msikitini anasali. Ghafla simu ikalia... akaingiza mkono mfukoni kuizima, kumbe aliipokea badala ya kuzima. Wakati anasujudu akasikia "Honey mbona husemi...
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Wazaramo walimkamata mwizi,hawakumpiga wala nini walimsema mpaka mwizi akafa.
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Jamaa mmoja kapelekwa kortini akashtakiwa kwa kosa la mauaji. Akaruhusiwa kuanza kujitetea JAMAA:"Bwana judge mi ninatatizo kubwa,kila nikiota ndoto yangu inakuwa kweli.niliota mke wangu kazaa...
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╬═╬Naomba usishuke chini ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═&#9580...
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Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili boss asigundue. Mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine hivyo kuhisi kuna...
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A Guy and his girlfriend went to commit sucide on Top of a building,their planz were to jump off the building,they both decided that on the count of three, "we jump" but the girl didnt, The guy...
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liko sehemu gani sijui.... ila sijui hta kuna bidhaa gani?!!
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Samahani wana great thinkers naomba kuuliza hivi Mh.Mnyika anaendesha gari gani?
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Well pindi niko o'level katika shule iitwayo Peace secondary huko Bukoba nilikutwa na bonge la mkasa.. Kwenye mida ya saa kumi na dakika kumi hv nilitoka darasani {vipindi vilikuwa vinaisha saa...
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Hivi ni kweli kuwa asilimia themanini ya watu hapa jf ni wachagga?
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Kufuatia hali ya uchumi kua ngumu ninampango wa kubadilisha fani niliyo nayo,. Kwa ufupi ninafani ya hotel,,ninaumri wa miaka 38,nataka kubadilisha fani,,nimeziangalia hizo mbili yaani kufanya...
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Haya sasa!! Hawa ndio watoto wetu!!! Je ni kweli kizazi cha NYOKA?? Mimi sitii neno hapa, Jionee mwenyewe LIVE! tena bila chenga halafu uniambie umeona nini.
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When I first met You Jamii Forum, I fell in love so fast, I knew right then, You were the one and only one for me; I'd never have to look for love again. Each anniversary finds us happier; You...
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