JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Hawa jamaa wanakula konokono.Wanachemsha na kunywa supu,kwakuwa konokono wapo kwenye vijumba wanatumia stiki(vijiti) wanachomoa na kutupia mdomoni. Yaani ukitafakari unaweza tapika! Makala ya watu...
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hii hapa embu angalia kiasi cha malove kati yako wewe na kipenzi chako love calculator
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff...
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Habari zenu wananchi, Nimeona niwasalimie na pia niwaombe mnikumbuke katika maombi kwani nitakuwa safarini. Asanteni sana
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Mvulana: hi! dear waweza kuja home tushinde wote leo..nimekumiss mpenzi.! Demu: haa,na wewe, mi leo siwezi kuja,shangazi mgonjwa hivyo inabidi nikamwangalie kidogo.. Tufanye wiki ijayo basi...
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Mwongozooo! Kaa chini... Hivi unatakiwa ukae chini au ukae kwenye kiti?! Unawashwawashwa...:wacko:
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haya haya sasa ndo wakati wa beibe nasty kuweza kwenda kwa mama kunyonya imissmy mum n my frends wa dar n u jf member who ever is gona b in town plz jus let me knw so as i can c uu if u...
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Najua kwa sasa Taifa linapita katika Kipindi Kigumu,hata wale Wadau makini wa Jf wako busy kujadili Maswala yanayo likumba Taifa kwa wakati huu.Hivyo basi sio vibaya kupoza Akili kwa kujadili hoja...
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Jamani Napata tabu kuelewa ...ukizingatia nishakula chumvi nyingi sana Wanamanisha nini unamsalimia mtu kwa kumshika mkono harafu anakutekenya katikati ya kiganja??:confused2: Nimeuliza hivi kwa...
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Prisoners' v/s Employees...!!!!! ... Really good one IN PRISON AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . you spend most of your time in a 6'X8'...
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A guy in a hurry entered the ladies toilet instead of the men's toilet in a hotel. He sat down and noticed four buttons with the following inscription on them: WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he...
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Habari wakuu humu JF kuna avater za kila aina watu wanazitumia kujitambulisha. Je unapoona avater ya mtu fulani kwa mfano MHOSNI,LIZZY,MICHELLE,KLOROKWINI,CPU,MARIA ROZA,SUZY,HELEN,THE...
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Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other...
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niliamka zangu walaa sijui kitakachonipata huyoo hadi kkoo...baada ya kumaliza mishe ile narudi nikashikwa mkono na fundi viatu na kuniambia ana dawa ya kusafisha safari boots zangu tsh 300 kwa...
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Kijana mmoja wa kimasai alinda dukani akaulizia bei ya soda ilikuwa hivi: mangi-karibu rafiki,nikusaidie nini? Masai-shee unisaidie?kwani nimekuambia sina hela? Mangi-(kimya) masai-cocacola...
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From Yahoo In a child custody case the Lady is given the chance to plead her case and says "I brought the child to life. I carried him for 9 months. He is mine, I should keep him." The...
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Arsenal 4 life
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Ikipita gari kali kitaani, Mwanaume atataka kujua ni gari ya aina gani lakini Mwanamke atataka kujua gari inaendeshwa na nani!
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Siku 1 Mlevi mmoja huko ughaibuni alimaindiwa sana na mkewe kwa kare katabia kake {mi mhaya} ka kulewa pombe na kuja amechelewa usiku, so wife akamwambia "leo ukichelewa sikufungulii mlango!!"...
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Afisa m1 kaenda kwenye shamba la miti kukagua. Msimamizi akamwambia usiingie sasa hivi! kabla hajafafanua yule Afisa akatoa kitambulisho cha kazi 'we nani wa kunizuia na hiki kitambulsho?'' Jamaa...
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