JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Haya leo jioni saa kumi tukutane pale Break Point tuselebuke KIDUKU mpaka majogoo Kama tulivyokubaliana jana jioni baada ya msuto wa Bishanga tulipokutana pale ukumbi Malaika kupoza makoo na...
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Kuwa Mjanja kama Zitto Kabwe, uwe mwepesi kuchukua uamuzi kama Deo Filikunjombe, hakikisha una msimamo kama Godbless Lema, usisahau kuwa na maamuzi mazito kama Lowassa, na uwe unatii maelekezo ya...
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Wadau, Ninaendesha kura ya maoni juu ya hali halisi ya bunge letu, kuna baadhi ya watu wanaonelea ni vyema wabunge wakazichapa bungeni, tafadhari tuwe SIRIAZ tupige kura huenda nidhamu itarudi...
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How much do you drink a week?. Monday - zip Tuesday - zip Wednesday - zip Thursday - zip Friday - 1 bottle of wine(750 ml) Saturday - small bottle of Johnnie Walker or Ballantine (250 ml) Sunday...
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Hii inafaa sana kwenye daladala zetu hasa za Mbagala...!!
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Happy birthday my love.... may god bless you everyday.... sina mengi ya kusema but just know you are more than a woman.... any guy would so lucky to have you ...... happy birthday .....smile...
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Siku moja baba manka alidondoka kwenye kisima cha maji akapiga kelele huku anatapatapa mama manka akaja na kamba mpya akamrushia; baba manka akauliza umenunua sh. ngapi? Mama manka akamjibu...
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Girlfriend:Baby I heard u failed English.. Boyfriend:Who TELLED you?:cool2:
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Our phones~wireless! Cooking~ fireless! Cars~keyless! Food~ fatless! Relations~ meaningless! Dress~ Sleeveless! Youth~ Jobless...
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Kipenzi changu Amyner....! Najua nilikukosea sana ila nashukuru things are now good,kweli u muelewa na mwenye mapenzi ya dhati kwangu,Nakuahidi kulinda penzi letu kwa nguvu zote! Pia hii ishu...
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I have learned that foolishness is everywhere in the world.
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Q: Why are co****oms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the...
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jaman hv nawezaje kuingia jukwaa la dini?
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Kisa cha kweli kilinitokea miaka ya nyuma huko, aisee siku hiyo nilikuwa nimelala na laaziz wangu, basi ndoto zikanipata nikaanza kumuota darling wangu mwingine, afu tena kwa sauti "Diana...
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It is your examination season,and i wish you the very best of luck. May you do your best and make us proud as you always do. VD.....
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Nabisha hodi humu ndani! Hali zenu wapendwa wa Chit-Chat?
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Si kingine ni Kiuno! Ndiyo kinisumbuacho! Kamwe msinipe Miguno! Wajibu mnitupie Macho! Kiuno hakisikii Sindano! Kila nachotibiwa Sicho! Kiuno chauma meuma Meno! Mechoka kulala Macho! Wadau...
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Kinywaji hiki pamoja na sifa nyengine kama vile kuongeza vitamini B na madini kama fosforasi magnesi na kalisi, pia kinazo “anti-rusts” zinazoifanya ngozi kupona haraka na hata kurudisha ujana...
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