Fuata maelekezo haya rahisi uone utakavyotengeneza Dolar Dolar Dolar Dolar!
FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE PROCEDURE:
1. OPEN A NEW TEXT OR WORD DOCUMENT
2. HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY.
3. HIT THE 4 KEY FOUR...
nakumbuka kipindi falani hivi nikiwa nasoma form six tanga banaa,nikawa nimepanga getho chumbageni saa kuna msambaa mmoja alikuwa na duka kubwa kweli yani lipo full ila alikuwa anaiman haba,yani...
dah! Kali ya mwaka,bibi alienda kwamganga na ilikuwa hivi.
bibi:munguwana mishida yangu naitaji dawa yakuni fanya niwe shapu kwakila jambo kama enzi za ujana
mganga:bibi dawayako hai itaji...
Teacher : If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2,
how many will you have?
Pappu : Seven Sir.
Teacher : No, listen carefully.
If I gave you 2 rabbits,
and another 2 rabbits...
jamani kuanzia leo mimi nasema mapenzi basi. nimemkuta mpenzi wangu akiliwa denda na mjomba wangu.
umri wa mjomba wangu ni 14yrs na wa mpnz wangu mimi ni 22yrs.
Kuna maneno mengi mapya mapya yanayoibuka kila siku kwenye kiswahili (sharobaro, Mzuka, ..... etc etc). Ni kina nani hasa wanaoibua hivi vimaneno vipya kila siku!.
Mi nianze kwa kulist watatu...
Ni kila kitu, Ina Nielemisha, Burudisha. Nampongeza au wapongeza wote wanao akikisha huu mtandao upo kila wakati. Pindi ikiwa kwenye marekibisho, siku huwa mbaya sana kwangu. Ongereni
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly...
:bounce:This isn't fair!!!
4 a Toothpaste advert, they show teeth;
4 a Hair oil advert, they show hair;
4 a Face cream advert, they show face;
But 4 Condoms and paddz advert, they aren't...
Si kawaida sana mtu kujielezea jinsi ulivyo: Mwonekano, tabia na vitu unavyovipenda bila ku-pretend.
Kuna watu hata kusema jinsi walivyo kwao ni vigumu sana pengine kwa hofu ya kudharauliwa...
Jamaa mmoja mwenye kipara alikwenda kwa mganga ili apewe dawa ya kuotesha nywele kipara chake. Mganga akamuuliza kama ana mke, jamaa akakubali. Basi mganga akamwambia dawa yake ni kusugua ule...
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